What would you ban?

[MrNickster]

The words '******' 'Fag' and '******'.

Use of any of the words in any circumstance is grounds for an immidiate on the spot $200 fine.

 

[cursed one]

Fox News

 

[voetballeeuw]

All the haters out there have to stop disrespectin' the Jersey Shore. Those dawgs know how to have a great time. The show is top of the line reality TV. And btw Reality TV is excellent as well.

OT:Tea Party Members. I would ban the Tea Party movement I guess.

 

[jaketaz]

Cigarettes. They don't do any good for anyone. Unlike other dangerous substances, people can smoke near you and it also affects you. When people use cigarettes to poison their bodies, it frequently affects other people who have not made that choice. And they smell fucking TERRIBLE.

 

[DLlama]

Projectile Weaponry

 

[deathandtaxes]

I'd ban putting bans on things and censorship. Why would I do this? Because banning things doesn't work and simply creates a black market for said item.

 

[Godhead]

Censorship. The worst kind of -ship.

 

[Tartarga]

Reality Shows. Because if I wanted to see people act like douchebags and whores I could just go to school.

 

[ilspooner]

religion
need i say more?

Yes. You do. I would like to hear your reasoning.
OT: Nuclear weapons. Nagasaki and Hiroshima fell, killing hundreds. I never want that to happen again.

 

[y1fella]

Fucking Noob Toobs. people who use them should receive on the spot executions.

 

[JackKrauserFtw]

ban emo's

 

[Judgement101]

Anything that isn't a penguin. BEHOLD! The rise of Antarctica II!

 

[Dr Snakeman]

MTV and any shows and people associated with that network.
No Jersey Shore, no pregnant teenagers, no spoiled twits bitching about what they want for their birthdays.

Ahh, it brings a tear of joy to my eye just thinking about it.

Oh, man. This, so very, very much. Also, every other channel concerned with reproduction and/or celebrities. TLC, VH1, and the like. Yes, vapid, braindead women everywhere would mourn. However, after a few years, there would be no more vapid, braindead women.

The world would be a much lovelier place.

 

[Dr Snakeman]

All the haters out there have to stop disrespectin' the Jersey Shore. Those dawgs know how to have a great time. The show is top of the line reality TV. And btw Reality TV is excellent as well.

Please, please tell me you're joking.

 

[Bourne Endeavor]

I would ban censorship of any degree. No censored words on TV, no restrictions on gaming purchases, no movie limitations in regards to the aforementioned.

Yes parents, you now have to parent your own children if you do not wish for them to witness nudity and violence or hearing swearing because the Government is not allowed to do it for you. Put those big boy/girl pants on and get to it.

Note, this does not mean ratings are removed. They merely are listed as guidelines for parents and no store is required to be accountable for them.

 

[EvilMaggot]

existence of the twilight movies and the books...

 

[Akytalusia]

Malice.

 

[Dr Snakeman]

Seriously, guys... saying religion is not funny. It's seriously one of the least clever things you can say. And it's gotten to the point where it's not even controversial anymore because some of the first posters predicted that more than one person would say it.

THANK YOU. I have had it with people who think they are special and "enlightened", free from the horrible, evil burden that is religion.

I want to be very clear: 'Evangelical Atheism' makes you look like a complete and utter tool.

 

[Brian Hendershot]

I would ban:

4chan and anyone associated with it

Radicals (Religious, right wing, and left wing)

People who think religion is a justification for evil.

 

[robinkom]

It would be one of these two.

1. Fundamentalist forms of Religion. They're the most dangerous. Allegorical variants are fine. (Before anyone says anything, I'm Agnostic.)

OR

2. Rednecks that are proud of the title. Because no one should be proud to be poor, bottom-feeding pieces of blindly patriotic shit.