Here are a couple of ideas for my Autobiography's title...
"The Completely Honest and, Poorly Edited Tale Joe E~~~" (pretend that last thing is my last name. I just really don't like putting it out there quite yet)
"That time I ate a habinero pepper and other times I've cried"
"Looking for, Finding and, Screwing Myself out of Love: The Joe E~~~ Story"
"A Shoggy Look The Life of Shoggoth8852"
"Before, During and, After The Escapist: This is Shoggoth8852"