What would you call your own autobiography?

[Divine Miss Bee]

"shut up and go away: the divine miss bee diaries."

titled so because those are the words i either say or want to say most often in a day.

edit: i could also go with "nihilism, cynicism, sarcasm, and orgasm."

 

[Carbonyl]

"Please Excuse My Comrade, He's Been Hit In The Head Recently"

My life is not so exciting, but the people around me make vastly stupid decisions, so my story would mostly be theirs.

 

[gonzo20]

"the life of the most depressing person on the planet!" or other timeless classics as "i waste to much time", "fuck my hollow life" and "the hopeless in love"

yeah, im a real depressing person, maybe i just need a hug from a really nice person

 

[yeti585]

"F*ck the System: Tales of Cynicism, Skepticism, Indecisiveness, and General Pessimism"
Sounds about right. I might go try writing a book.

[sup]Not an autobiography though, fuck that.[/sup]

 

[Backlashboy]

The diary of a legend...

 

[viranimus]

Mine would most likely be....

Spoiler

Georgia Pacific: Copy and Print.

Not very wordy... but definitely a best seller.

 

[Master_of_Oldskool]

"Tales of a Guy Who Didn't Even Make it to the 'Douchebag Making a Big Show of Typing the Climax of his Novel in a Starbucks' Stage of Wannabe Authorhood."

Subtitled "(Mostly Because he Hated Coffee, but Also Because he Sucked)."

 

[freakymojo]

"I WILL RETURN"


or "unfinished", ill get back to you in some 60 years.

 

[CannibalCorpses]

'The ins and outs of your mother, a graphic novel'