What would you do if Jesus turned out to be real and came back?

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DanielDeFig

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Jesus Christ did exist. An Arabic Jew, born to a carpenter, and grew up as on of many religious prophets at the time.

Thinking this person would come back, is as ludicrous as thinking anyone else who's already dead would come back (not unheard of though. Enough ppl still believe Elvis is alive for it to be noticeable, but anyone reasonable would dismiss it at ludicrous).

But yeah, "let's pretend the christians were right, about everything" (Because obviously, if you have evidence for a single part of your claim, then obviously since you already believe it's all connected, it's enough to prove the rest of your claim - [end sarcasm]).
I would question this guy and everything he stands for. I would also demand he stop using the "trinity" excuse to not let me heavily question the other guy (his daddy, but also himself-oh! And they have a pet ghost that makes them whole when their powers are uni- You know what? I really don't understand even if I try to use concepts I'm already familiar with from other works of fiction). Because that guy (part?) needs to be questioned and challenged too.

For me, being an athiest means more than just not believing religions because they have no evidence to back them up. It also means you question everything about the logic of both the stories, the teaching, and current practices. It means, that should any of them ever be proven right, you don't just lay down and start worshipping.

No!Most of the most popular monotheistic religions include gods who act against basic human rights, and are little more than tyrannical mass murderers. You don't worship people like that. You fight them! (Phillip Pullman's Dark Materials-style!)
 

Assassin Xaero

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"oh... so there is a reason why I'm always getting screwed over..."
Then go back to what I was already doing...
 

Harbinger_

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I'd turn to the people I know are atheists and call me crazy for being a christian and say "I fucking told you."
 

Crazycat690

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White and nerdy said:
The same as any other Christian would do- fight VERY hard from telling every smug Atheist "Ha! Told you so!"
Lucky for us atheists it wont happen then :)

I'd go and punch him, because he is obviously a fraud, or I'd ask him what God he really works for because I hope he got a employer more competent than the illogical, vengeful and incompetent christian God, if not then I'm fucked anyway.
 

EvilEggCracker

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If it was the -real- Jesus, as in he was half-deity or whatever there could be only course of action. He would have to die. It would be the only way to prevent the end of the world. So I'd shoot him dead.
 

AM City Watch

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Well... if he really is god, I figure we should put him on trial as an accessory for every death in the history of the world.

"If there is any kind of supreme being... it is up to all of us to become his moral superior."
 

Synpathy

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I'd take him straight to the hague to be tried for war crimes. We've come a long way baby!
 

Rawne1980

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AmaterasuGrim said:
then you'd also have the atheist out to kill him
You know, just because we don't have a religion or share your beliefs doesn't mean we want to kill you all.

I love some of the answers I see from Christians.

"You don't believe in Jesus, God or Heaven you will go to hell"

I don't believe in Satan or Hell either so thats me shit out of luck, i'm stuck with limbo.
 

Brandon237

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RidetheLightning said:
What do you mean by "IF" Jesus turned out to be real Jesus "IS" real and "IS" coming back. It is accepted by the overwhelmingly majority of scholars that Jesus was an actual historical figure. After all Chuck Norris has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture so he can fight the Anti-Christ
I suggest you put your flame-shield up, because many people, myself included, Highly doubt that.

I would... be scared and confused. And ask him why his father is not a very nice man...
 

Zenn3k

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Meh...the answer is "repent".

Since no matter what, thats all you need to do to get square with god. Christianity is so easy to exploit.

Kill millions of people, torture babies, rape goats...just repent, and off to heaven you go!
 

Hoplon

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I think some one needs to read The Brothers Karamazov by Fyodor Dostoyevsky. It has the few thoughts on this idea.

By some one I mean the OP and anyone else that feels like reading an awesome book.
 

Jak23

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What do you mean IF Jesus turned out to be real? Even if you don't think he's think he's the son of God, most historians agree he existed.