What would you do if you became the dictator of earth?

[rooguy]

What would the first 5 things you do be?

I've been thinking about this for some time co I have about ten pages of things that I could do, but here's some of my favorites:

1: make all the news readers Jamaican (de Tsunami mon!)
2: put the entire population of china into treadmills to power my palace
3: Make APC's legal road cars
4: Arm the police with anti-tank launchers
5: Pull out all the plastic surgery in people in Hollywood and make a hill out of it

So what would you do?

 

[stonethered]

#1 Order execution of people I don't like, meeting every person from behind a curtain three times. Giving them each an hour to make a good impresion.
#2 Have every remaining chef in the world make me one meal.
#3 Burn down 3 out of every 5 cities, towns, villages, and hamlets on the planet. They won't need them anyways.
#4 Set all physicists, chemists, engineers, and other scientists to the task of developing space travel.
#5 Create a false identity good enough to pass of as real in the face of any test, have plastic surgery, erase the records, kill the people involved, and their families. Move to australia, and blend into society as best as I can.

Then watch the consequences and hope they can't find me. Join the first interstellar colony as soon as possible.

 

[Datalord]

1. BRUTALLY enforce education, so that the average person wouldn't be a moron
2. Put 60% of the national budget into scientific research, specifically matter-energy conversion and medicine
3. Make the official language of the world English.
4. Make sure #3 remains in effect for at least 3 generations
5. Make entertainment require a level of depth to inspire thought and speculation
6. Make a personal harem
7.Make D&D the international Sport.
8. Name myself International Arch-DM
9. Have Stephanie Meyers, the jonas brothers, and Miley Cirus exiled to Mercury


Who agrees with my policies?

 

[pantsoffdanceoff]

Evade countless assassination attempts by a foreign nation, outliving like 5 of their leaders, and looking good while doing it.

Oh wait.. someone beat me to it.

 

[CalabusDabus]

Force minimum IQ of 120, requiring 140 IQ to vote / have sex.

 

[Insanum]

Write "Ive just lost the game" on the moon.

And then put the rules of the game EVERYWHERE.

 

[Sightless Wisdom]

Many would die. Many. That should be sufficiant fear to keep people from rebelling, then I could create peace amongst the willing and destroy those who would not accept what is best for all.

Call me a tyrant, go ahead.

 

[CompanionCube]

Goodbye Canada

 

[Shadowfaze]

i would:

1. Find and humiliate Jesse metcalfe.
2. Torture Jesse Metcalfe.
3. Maim Jesse Metcalfe.
4. i would order the deaths of all politicians and government officials.
5. Enjoy finally killing Jesse Metcalfe. with a drill.

(in case you did not notice, i REAALLYY do not like this man.)

 

[TheGreatCoolEnergy]

Ever see what the emporer did in Warhammer 40k? Ya something liek that.


Ohh sorry I bet you wanted an original answer?

 

[siege_1302]

1: Kill 90% of the world's population.
2: Restructure society into smaller communities.
3: Collective labour.
4: Begin a long campaign of removing all potential threats to power.
5: Act in the best interests of all I ruled.

There we go, a nice list of impossibilities.

 

[TheGreatCoolEnergy]

1. BRUTALLY enforce education, so that the average person wouldn't be a moron
2. Put 60% of the national budget into scientific research, specifically matter-energy conversion and medicine
3. Make the official language of the world English.
4. Make sure #3 remains in effect for at least 3 generations
5. Make entertainment require a level of depth to inspire thought and speculation
6. Make a personal harem
7.Make D&D the international Sport.
8. Name myself International Arch-DM
9. Have Stephanie Meyers, the jonas brothers, and Miley Cirus exiled to Mercury


Who agrees with my policies?

You good sir, are a visionary

 

[Berethond]

9. Have Stephanie Meyers, the jonas brothers, and Miley Cirus exiled to Mercury


Who agrees with my policies?

All of them except this one, I think.

Who don't ya just shoot 'em?

 

[drakenabarion]

1. Ensure that EVERYBODY had decent food and places to live.
2. Ensure that terraforming is done on a nearby system of planets and moons.
3. Endure that many different cultural groups are allowed a separate moon each.
4. Ensure that sufficient experimenting is done so that the air from ventilation systems give people a feeling of peace and euphoria.
5. Ensure any of the failed experiments mentioned above are sufficiently covered up asap.

Yey for Scifi!

 

[Zombie Nixon]

Charge political corruption as high treason
Deregulate
Restart the space program

 

[hottsaucekid]

Goodbye Canada

i love canadians.
but i blame canada for most problems


OT:i would get rich and buy a British accent

 

[That_Which_Isnt]

#1 institute a leaderless society and step down as dictator

 

[Shadowfaze]

1. Ensure that EVERYBODY had decent food and places to live.
2. Ensure that terraforming is done on a nearby system of planets and moons.
3. Endure that many different cultural groups are allowed a separate moon each.
4. Ensure that sufficient experimenting is done so that the air from ventilation systems give people a feeling of peace and euphoria.
5. Ensure any of the failed experiments mentioned above are sufficiently covered up asap.

Yey for Scifi!

Yay. can i live on your world? it sounds awesome. i could enforce justice on the masses, judge dredd style. oh yes.

 

[DARKLARK]

Spaghetti Tuesdays for life!

 

[zombiejoe]

I would do 3 things.
1. Rename everyone Joe (I stoll this from a show) so I can remember everyones names.
2. Forced musicle numbers every sunday at 6:27 (Because that is awesome)
3. Bring the Ed Edd and Eddy movie to the USA. THATS RIGHT CARTOON NETWORK, YOU GOT NOTHING ON US!