What would you do if...

[Insert Funny Name Here]

I've noticed in quite a lot of films one of the heroes tends to fake their own death.

Spoiler

(Was mainly thinking about Gordon from The Dark Night).

And oddly enough, whenever they return their families always seem to accept them straight back.

I can understand why. Youd probably be very relieved. I was wondering what the escapists reactions would be if a loved one they thought was dead suddenly turned up at your doorstep.

I'd be ecstatic at first. But after a while I would start questioning things. Like, what as so important they had to fake their death and why they didnt trust me enough to tell me.

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

I'd be ecstatic at first. But after a while I would start questioning things. Like, what as so important they had to fake their death and why they didnt trust me enough to tell me.

I'd kick them in the balls for bloody lying to me like that. Then the questioning, then happiness.

 

[Shadow Law]

I say show me the body or it didn't happen...simple as that.

 

[Inverse Skies]

Umm.... I have no idea? That sort of situation is beyond my comprehension...

 

[The_Prophet]

I'd be ecstatic at first. But after a while I would start questioning things. Like, what as so important they had to fake their death and why they didnt trust me enough to tell me.

I'd kick them in the balls for bloody lying to me like that. Then the questioning, then happiness.

This.

 

[The Infamous Scamola]

You wouldn't do anything, cos that kind of shit only happens in MOVIES!

 

[Insert Funny Name Here]

You wouldn't do anything, cos that kind of shit only happens in MOVIES!

Yeah, its called your imagination. Try using it.

 

[Monkfish Acc.]

I'd probably be all like "oh, you're alive, are you? Whatever".
I am the master of apathy.

 

[Skeleon]

Sprinkle the person with holy water, just to be sure.

 

[zacaron]

You wouldn't do anything, cos that kind of shit only happens in MOVIES!

WRONG! it also happens in vague hypothetical questions.

 

[The Infamous Scamola]

You wouldn't do anything, cos that kind of shit only happens in MOVIES!

Yeah, its called your imagination. Try using it.

I'm sorry, I don't have one.
My mind is a barren wasteland deprived of any kind of fertility.

 

[Insert Funny Name Here]

You wouldn't do anything, cos that kind of shit only happens in MOVIES!

Yeah, its called your imagination. Try using it.

I'm sorry, I don't have one.
My mind is a barren wasteland deprived of any kind of fertility.

I see. Well fair enough then.

 

[Beffudled Sheep]

I would make sure that they really die.

I hate my family.

 

[Abedeus]

You wouldn't do anything, cos that kind of shit only happens in MOVIES!

What about these situations where 2 of the same name people live in the same town. One of them, famous person, dies and local paper says he is dead.

And both families grieve, because they think THEIR John Smith died. This isn't so rare as it would seem.

 

[The Infamous Scamola]

You wouldn't do anything, cos that kind of shit only happens in MOVIES!

What about these situations where 2 of the same name people live in the same town. One of them, famous person, dies and local paper says he is dead.

And both families grieve, because they think THEIR John Smith died. This isn't so rare as it would seem.

Well the family would have to be blind to miss the big photo that a newspaper would print of this famous person on the front page.

 

[Abedeus]

You wouldn't do anything, cos that kind of shit only happens in MOVIES!

What about these situations where 2 of the same name people live in the same town. One of them, famous person, dies and local paper says he is dead.

And both families grieve, because they think THEIR John Smith died. This isn't so rare as it would seem.

Well the family would have to be blind to miss the big photo that a newspaper would print of this famous person on the front page.

Well maybe he wasn't SO famous. Maybe they didn't give an image.

Use your brain, imagine this.

 

[mr mcshiznit]

Spoiler

I've noticed in quite a lot of films one of the heroes tends to fake their own death. (Was mainly thinking about Gordon from The Dark Night).

Whoa whoa easy there killer spoiler tags please. Anyone who had not seen that just had it ruined. How would you feel if you had not seen the Dark Knight and just found that out on a board?

 

[The Infamous Scamola]

You wouldn't do anything, cos that kind of shit only happens in MOVIES!

What about these situations where 2 of the same name people live in the same town. One of them, famous person, dies and local paper says he is dead.

And both families grieve, because they think THEIR John Smith died. This isn't so rare as it would seem.

Well the family would have to be blind to miss the big photo that a newspaper would print of this famous person on the front page.

Well maybe he wasn't SO famous. Maybe they didn't give an image.

Use your brain, imagine this.

Don't you think they would at least read the article regarding his death?

 

[Insert Funny Name Here]

Spoiler

I've noticed in quite a lot of films one of the heroes tends to fake their own death. (Was mainly thinking about Gordon from The Dark Night).

Whoa whoa easy there killer spoiler tags please. Anyone who had not seen that just had it ruined. How would you feel if you had not seen the Dark Knight and just found that out on a board?

Crap sorry. Thanks for that.

 

[JMeganSnow]

I was wondering what the escapists reactions would be if a loved one they thought was dead suddenly turned up at your doorstep.

"Go Away"