What would you do if...

[Froobyx]

You wouldn't do anything, cos that kind of shit only happens in MOVIES!

Uhm last year my ex had a friend that faked his own death.

Then we think he was murdered a few months later when he returned.. Loltimes.

I won't go into detail though.


I think if a family member faked thier own death and then come back. I'd prolly cry :/

 

[mr mcshiznit]

You wouldn't do anything, cos that kind of shit only happens in MOVIES!

Uhm last year my ex had a friend that faked his own death.

Then we think he was murdered a few months later when he returned.. Loltimes.

Awkwardtimes?

 

[Nmil-ek]

I would thank them for ruining my happiness.

 

[The Infamous Scamola]

You wouldn't do anything, cos that kind of shit only happens in MOVIES!

Uhm last year my ex had a friend that faked his own death.

Then we think he was murdered a few months later when he returned.. Loltimes.

I won't go into detail though.


I think if a family member faked thier own death and then come back. I'd prolly cry :/

Nobody questioned the fact that the body was missing?

No really, please do, because right now this doesn't make any sense.

 

[Pandalisk]

Spoiler

I've noticed in quite a lot of films one of the heroes tends to fake their own death. (Was mainly thinking about Gordon from The Dark Night).

Whoa whoa easy there killer spoiler tags please. Anyone who had not seen that just had it ruined. How would you feel if you had not seen the Dark Knight and just found that out on a board?

Too late.. godddamn it.. meh ill live im sure

hmm i'd probably Go "ARGGGGHHHH" and scream the power of christ compels you ectera, and kill him/her for lying about dying! or just never speak to them for a while, if it was a mis understanding then it'd be forgiven

 

[Bofus Teefus]

You wouldn't do anything, cos that kind of shit only happens in MOVIES!

I intend to change that today, and will fake my own death just to find out how people (family included) react...

So...that's it...I'm dead I regret to inform you all that Bofus, regrettably, is no longer with us. He was crossing the road and got hit by a bus...just a little to slow to mash X, I'm afraid. Well, that about says it all. I'm off to tell my his family the horrific news and see if he should turn up alive after a few days.

 

[Froobyx]

You wouldn't do anything, cos that kind of shit only happens in MOVIES!

Uhm last year my ex had a friend that faked his own death.

Then we think he was murdered a few months later when he returned.. Loltimes.

I won't go into detail though.


I think if a family member faked thier own death and then come back. I'd prolly cry :/

Nobody questioned the fact that the body was missing?

No really, please do, because right now this doesn't make any sense.

It's all gaming/ gang related. And LA. It all happened a year ago so :/

But yeah, no one questioned where the body was. Originally the police told everyone he was dead (was put into hiding) and then like 3 other of my ex's friends were killed, so he came back to get the money that one of them left behind.

 

[Kogarian]

I'd probably be all like "oh, you're alive, are you? Whatever".
I am the master of apathy.

More like, "You were gone?"

 

[The Infamous Scamola]

It's all gaming/ gang related. And LA. It all happened a year ago so :/

But yeah, no one questioned where the body was. Originally the police told everyone he was dead (was put into hiding) and then like 3 other of my ex's friends were killed, so he came back to get the money that one of them left behind.

Ook...?

 

[Yegargeburble]

I would ask "When the hell did you fake dying?"

I am the least attentive person on the Earth...I wouldn't even know that someone faked their own death, even if they were close to me.

EDIT: assuming I thought they were dead, though, I'd scream "Zombie!" and try to decapitate them...

 

[Sewer Rat]

I'd require some kind of evidence to verify the fact that they really are who they say they are, and even if it does check out I'd still slam the door in their face.

 

[Zykon TheLich]

I've noticed in quite a lot of films one of the heroes tends to fake their own death.

Spoiler

(Was mainly thinking about Gordon from The Dark Night).

And oddly enough, whenever they return their families always seem to accept them straight back.

John Darwins kids weren't exactly forgiving (RL, not a movie). Mid you, he was commiting insurance fraud with his wife so I can see why they were thoroughly pissed off.

 

[Sevre]

I'd scream thinking it's the zombie apocalypse and beat them to death. Then we can have another funeral.