What would you do to if you had your own country?
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I dont have enough time to read beyone the first page but I will be very suprised if no one has said this before me.
there is only one countary I would want, Anhk-Morpork! Complete with all the guilds and rules and most definatly the city watch, and its very own Lord Vetinari, I would not be Vetinatri tho my mind works diferantly, altho similar so I'd have to do.
EDIT: actuly, if I could do anything......ooh I can feel the gears in my head churn, I'll post a full one once I get it sorted.
there is only one countary I would want, Anhk-Morpork! Complete with all the guilds and rules and most definatly the city watch, and its very own Lord Vetinari, I would not be Vetinatri tho my mind works diferantly, altho similar so I'd have to do.
EDIT: actuly, if I could do anything......ooh I can feel the gears in my head churn, I'll post a full one once I get it sorted.
I'd make the perfect world and show how soceity should be run
The Education system will go like this
First 5 years of education will cover everything that has to do with common knowledgde
then after that it's up to you whether you want to continue if you do continue you will have a better job
Free Healthcare and huge support to people who deserve it
anything that is shitting things up will be "Fixed"
most of all i would show how a great nation should be run and watch as the worlds other countries fill with envy
The Education system will go like this
First 5 years of education will cover everything that has to do with common knowledgde
then after that it's up to you whether you want to continue if you do continue you will have a better job
Free Healthcare and huge support to people who deserve it
anything that is shitting things up will be "Fixed"
most of all i would show how a great nation should be run and watch as the worlds other countries fill with envy
ok now I'm anoyed, I had a huge thing typed out HUDGE! it would have been good to see posted but I tried and it buggerd up and never posted, I just got a 404 error, is there anyway to get my wall of text back?
Take away the Mature Rating on video games, and then... Be like the Swedish king. Give the power to democracy and the prime minister, take enough money for myself to buy ... something incredibly expensive...made of chocolate. And live in a castle. Then I'd use my money for games and stuff. And I'd impress chicks with my castle and money.
Yeah! Then I would begin building an isolated city on the moon. Afterwards, I would systematically exterminate all the countries around America. First Canada, then Mexico, then, when I had destroyed and taken all surrounding countries, I would flood America with superior numbers from all directions. I would then continue to overtake and enslave all countries smaller than my own, smallest first, then biggest. Then, with the world united under my flag, I could take my greatest scientists, politicians, engineers, soldiers and commanders in a shuttle to the moon and release chlorine gas all over the surface of the earth. Maybe I would pull a Noah, too and take a bunch of animals.bodyklok said:
I wouldn't do anything besides uphold basic ownership and citizen protection laws. Like, I'd make sure citizens know that what's theirs is theirs and put murderers and rapists in jail, but there would be no military and the government would spend very little money. I wouldn't regulate business at all, taxes would be low as shit, and I'd just let capitalism run free. It will either be awesome or horribly catastrophic.
No offense but you'd be killing off a hella lot of people and would be pretty easily conquerable.traceur_ said:
at first i would be a total dick, you know the usual dictator shalong, only more along the lines of nero. then i would stage a socialist(Marxist-Leninist) revolution(after i got tired of being a dick) and claim that i was used as a scapegoat by the real emperor(which is me aswell) so i would be leader of the empire and those loyal to it, aswell as the socialist revolutionaries, now that is megalomania and schizo-manipulation roman style
- also their would be mandatory sacrificial carousel
also i would in my spare time start various suicide cults on both sides
- also their would be mandatory sacrificial carousel
also i would in my spare time start various suicide cults on both sides
Firstly... my flag would just be a big Thumbs-up.
The name? Probably The Borogoves. (I hate the song that came from, but it's a great word).
Now... policies. No hard cookies, only chewy. This would be paramount.
After that, keeping with the hatred of reality TV, I would mandate ONE reality TV show, and it would be about one man. The camera would be surgically implanted into his eye, and no one else would know about it, even him. It would be recorded, and then aired after the action-packed finale occurs (I'd hire people to mess with him, eventually leading to an explosion laced chase sequence directed behind the scenes by Michael Bay).
Then! Everyone in the nation is to take an intelligence test, which, if they pass, they have everything available to them and will be relatively unhampered. However... should they fail, they will be forced to live in a gigantic underground warehouse, where all they can do is watch reruns of "The Golden Girls". From there, they could retake the test again and again until they pass; but it would be different, and increase in difficulty every time. These people will surely be large in numbers, and thus will be the ones who are taxed.
After that... everyone will travel in tubes, and hockey will be more popular than it is in Canada. Also, anyone caught listening to gangster rap will be fed to lions, just like in the Coliseum. LET IT BE SO.
The name? Probably The Borogoves. (I hate the song that came from, but it's a great word).
Now... policies. No hard cookies, only chewy. This would be paramount.
After that, keeping with the hatred of reality TV, I would mandate ONE reality TV show, and it would be about one man. The camera would be surgically implanted into his eye, and no one else would know about it, even him. It would be recorded, and then aired after the action-packed finale occurs (I'd hire people to mess with him, eventually leading to an explosion laced chase sequence directed behind the scenes by Michael Bay).
Then! Everyone in the nation is to take an intelligence test, which, if they pass, they have everything available to them and will be relatively unhampered. However... should they fail, they will be forced to live in a gigantic underground warehouse, where all they can do is watch reruns of "The Golden Girls". From there, they could retake the test again and again until they pass; but it would be different, and increase in difficulty every time. These people will surely be large in numbers, and thus will be the ones who are taxed.
After that... everyone will travel in tubes, and hockey will be more popular than it is in Canada. Also, anyone caught listening to gangster rap will be fed to lions, just like in the Coliseum. LET IT BE SO.
i would turn every female into gypsies, only weapons would be swords, and other blades, then ban all reality tv, have every house a system (anything but a wii) destory my enimies in public view to humiate them. start as much war and cahos i can handle. then to top everything off, have my subjects build me a castle to match valad the impailer. and write death to all and to all good nite in big bold letters for all to see.