What would you do to if you had your own country?

[oliveira8]

I would exterminate everyone in my country and rent the space to someother country.

Oh, definitely. Genocide is the way to go.

Just for teh lulz.

You bet! Imagine the money I would make when I rented the space to the spanish so they could build a massive super market!

 

[xChevelle24]

I would rule my domain with an iron fist, all who populate my country would be trained in the ways of the ninja because ninjas kick arse, then I'd would send my ninja assassins to kill everyone who has ever wronged me (I keep a list, yes vengeance will be mine) then I'd help the other guys invade sweden, I have no idea why, it just sounds like a good idea.

seriously:

I'd:

forbid fat chicks, you know why.
outlaw celebrity gossip magazines/channels/news coverage
outlaw tennis, golf, football (both kinds)
outlaw religion (nothing against it really, it just fucks things up)
outlaw reality TV because it's bullshit.
outlaw fashion shows because they are fucking stupid
outlaw soap operas.
outlaw rap and hip hop music.
wearing fashion accessories such as belts that do nothing, hoop earings and high heel shoes will be punishable by death

-change the legal age to view and buy porn to 2 years of age.
-create assassin/ninja guild
-every citizen must carry 1 or 2 small bladed weapons (small scythes included) or 1 larger bladed weapon and must also carry 1 or 2 handguns or 1 larger projectile weapon, they will be designed and built to the carrier's specifications, DMC sized weapons are encouraged.
-all citizens will be trained in the use of all weapons during their school years.

execute all people who: are stupid, like reality TV, like soap operas, like rap/hip hop music, and kill all people I don't like.

All citizens must have at least basic knowledge and skill in the discipline of parkour.
my country will have a no tolerance policy regarding douchebags, they will be killed.

belief in scientology, astrology and all hippie shit will be punishable by execution.

enforce the ninja thing above.

remove cars and replace them with really fast bumper cars and really fast conveyor belts to run on.

get rid of the wii, develop motion sensing technology and VR to the point where it kicks arse.

Wow, you literally read my mind.

Well, I guess I'm going to be this guy's Vice President.

yay a like-minded tyrant, we will conquer the world together, you will bring cookies.

*grabs credit card and runs to nearest store and buys 3947538 packages of cookies*

Alright, we're good to go!

On to destroy Sealand because although it's officially a country it's a joke and it pisses me off, and then we kill tom cruise, recruit anonymous and destroy the rest of scientology.

Sealand is a country?? Lol, NOT FOR LONG!!!

Alright, you kidnap Nicole Kidman, and I'll go make a speech about how scientology is bullshit, that should lure Tom Cruise into our trap *evil laugh*

 

[goatzilla8463]

close off the borders, use conscription and make s***loads of nukes.......reminds me of a country that already exists.

 

[bodyklok]

Like a baby... Like an evil baby.

You wake up every few hours and cry until someone feeds you?

Well I was thinking more along the lines of: Wake up, cry, cry some more, cry until mother/babysitter goes batshit insane and kills self, and cry again. Then sleep.

 

[traceur_]

I would rule my domain with an iron fist, all who populate my country would be trained in the ways of the ninja because ninjas kick arse, then I'd would send my ninja assassins to kill everyone who has ever wronged me (I keep a list, yes vengeance will be mine) then I'd help the other guys invade sweden, I have no idea why, it just sounds like a good idea.

seriously:

I'd:

forbid fat chicks, you know why.
outlaw celebrity gossip magazines/channels/news coverage
outlaw tennis, golf, football (both kinds)
outlaw religion (nothing against it really, it just fucks things up)
outlaw reality TV because it's bullshit.
outlaw fashion shows because they are fucking stupid
outlaw soap operas.
outlaw rap and hip hop music.
wearing fashion accessories such as belts that do nothing, hoop earings and high heel shoes will be punishable by death

-change the legal age to view and buy porn to 2 years of age.
-create assassin/ninja guild
-every citizen must carry 1 or 2 small bladed weapons (small scythes included) or 1 larger bladed weapon and must also carry 1 or 2 handguns or 1 larger projectile weapon, they will be designed and built to the carrier's specifications, DMC sized weapons are encouraged.
-all citizens will be trained in the use of all weapons during their school years.

execute all people who: are stupid, like reality TV, like soap operas, like rap/hip hop music, and kill all people I don't like.

All citizens must have at least basic knowledge and skill in the discipline of parkour.
my country will have a no tolerance policy regarding douchebags, they will be killed.

belief in scientology, astrology and all hippie shit will be punishable by execution.

enforce the ninja thing above.

remove cars and replace them with really fast bumper cars and really fast conveyor belts to run on.

get rid of the wii, develop motion sensing technology and VR to the point where it kicks arse.

Wow, you literally read my mind.

Well, I guess I'm going to be this guy's Vice President.

yay a like-minded tyrant, we will conquer the world together, you will bring cookies.

*grabs credit card and runs to nearest store and buys 3947538 packages of cookies*

Alright, we're good to go!

On to destroy Sealand because although it's officially a country it's a joke and it pisses me off, and then we kill tom cruise, recruit anonymous and destroy the rest of scientology.

Sealand is a country?? Lol, NOT FOR LONG!!!

Alright, you kidnap Nicole Kidman, and I'll go make a speech about how scientology is bullshit, that should lure Tom Cruise into our trap *evil laugh*

fun, make sure you wear an anonymous mask because we don't want those douchebags hunting you down and interrupting the fishing trip, also we'll need chains and Kawasaki Ninja motorcycles , I feel like road-hauling tom cruise.

EDIT: *evil laugh*

 

[nathan-dts]

Invade all micro-nations as they piss me off. Sell said micro-nations off to people and then re-invade.

Use money to wage war on some South American countries.

 

[Whiskyjakk]

Create a Socialist utopia where nobody had to work and you could pick up anything within reason free at a government depot. Acquiring too much however would be frowned upon and publicised in state media so as to ensure social condemning and eventual exile.

This utopia would be supported by a secret organisation of trained kleptomaniacs who would bring down capitalism by stealing stuff from other countries.

 

[xChevelle24]

I would rule my domain with an iron fist, all who populate my country would be trained in the ways of the ninja because ninjas kick arse, then I'd would send my ninja assassins to kill everyone who has ever wronged me (I keep a list, yes vengeance will be mine) then I'd help the other guys invade sweden, I have no idea why, it just sounds like a good idea.

seriously:

I'd:

forbid fat chicks, you know why.
outlaw celebrity gossip magazines/channels/news coverage
outlaw tennis, golf, football (both kinds)
outlaw religion (nothing against it really, it just fucks things up)
outlaw reality TV because it's bullshit.
outlaw fashion shows because they are fucking stupid
outlaw soap operas.
outlaw rap and hip hop music.
wearing fashion accessories such as belts that do nothing, hoop earings and high heel shoes will be punishable by death

-change the legal age to view and buy porn to 2 years of age.
-create assassin/ninja guild
-every citizen must carry 1 or 2 small bladed weapons (small scythes included) or 1 larger bladed weapon and must also carry 1 or 2 handguns or 1 larger projectile weapon, they will be designed and built to the carrier's specifications, DMC sized weapons are encouraged.
-all citizens will be trained in the use of all weapons during their school years.

execute all people who: are stupid, like reality TV, like soap operas, like rap/hip hop music, and kill all people I don't like.

All citizens must have at least basic knowledge and skill in the discipline of parkour.
my country will have a no tolerance policy regarding douchebags, they will be killed.

belief in scientology, astrology and all hippie shit will be punishable by execution.

enforce the ninja thing above.

remove cars and replace them with really fast bumper cars and really fast conveyor belts to run on.

get rid of the wii, develop motion sensing technology and VR to the point where it kicks arse.

Wow, you literally read my mind.

Well, I guess I'm going to be this guy's Vice President.

yay a like-minded tyrant, we will conquer the world together, you will bring cookies.

*grabs credit card and runs to nearest store and buys 3947538 packages of cookies*

Alright, we're good to go!

On to destroy Sealand because although it's officially a country it's a joke and it pisses me off, and then we kill tom cruise, recruit anonymous and destroy the rest of scientology.

Sealand is a country?? Lol, NOT FOR LONG!!!

Alright, you kidnap Nicole Kidman, and I'll go make a speech about how scientology is bullshit, that should lure Tom Cruise into our trap *evil laugh*

fun, make sure you wear an anonymous mask because we don't want those douchebags hunting you down and interrupting the fishing trip, also we'll need chains and Kawasaki Ninja motorcycles , I feel like road-hauling tom cruise.

EDIT: *evil laugh*

Brilliant! I will map out the route that we will take Mr. Cruise on!

*evil laughter once more*

 

[-bladerunner-]

-I would make Welsh the official language
-All chavs will be disposed of by forcing them into the military as human sheilds for
helecopters
-No Rugby
-Anyone found with drugs will be executed
-Everyone must work, anyone caught living off Benefits will no longer receive any unless they're activly looking for work
-Smoking is banned unless in an airtight private room at home with CCTV and must do so alone, all clothes must be changed and breathmints must be consumed before leaving the room
-Fanboyism is banned

Like it, except how would the chavs shied the helicopters?

 

[bodyklok]

Like a baby... Like an evil baby.

You wake up every few hours and cry until someone feeds you?

Well I was thinking more along the lines of: Wake up, cry, cry some more, cry until mother/babysitter goes batshit insane and kills self, and cry again. Then sleep.

Oh, okay, yeah. That makes a lot of sense.
But what if they kill you instead?

Well I did say 'Like' not 'exactly the same as'.

 

[-bladerunner-]

Like a baby... Like an evil baby.

You wake up every few hours and cry until someone feeds you?

Well I was thinking more along the lines of: Wake up, cry, cry some more, cry until mother/babysitter goes batshit insane and kills self, and cry again. Then sleep.

Oh, okay, yeah. That makes a lot of sense.
But what if they kill you instead?

Well I did say 'Like' not 'exactly the same as'.

In what ways would you be different to an evil baby then?

 

[bodyklok]

Like a baby... Like an evil baby.

You wake up every few hours and cry until someone feeds you?

Well I was thinking more along the lines of: Wake up, cry, cry some more, cry until mother/babysitter goes batshit insane and kills self, and cry again. Then sleep.

Oh, okay, yeah. That makes a lot of sense.
But what if they kill you instead?

Well I did say 'Like' not 'exactly the same as'.

In what ways would you be different to an evil baby then?

Well I'm not a baby... I think?

 

[bodyklok]

Like a baby... Like an evil baby.

You wake up every few hours and cry until someone feeds you?

Well I was thinking more along the lines of: Wake up, cry, cry some more, cry until mother/babysitter goes batshit insane and kills self, and cry again. Then sleep.

Oh, okay, yeah. That makes a lot of sense.
But what if they kill you instead?

Well I did say 'Like' not 'exactly the same as'.

In what ways would you be different to an evil baby then?

I'm not a baby... I think?

 

[bodyklok]

Double post. WAAAA WAAAA mods kill this post WAAAAAAAAAA
*Cries*

 

[DarkRyter]

I'd give my life for the good of my people.

Cause that sounds totally kickass.

 

[Randomologist]

Invade the Antarctic. Goddamn penguins have it way too easy...

Depends on the size of the country, and where it is in relation to natural resources and other countries. Run as a deliberative dictatorship, and agree to host file-sharing servers

 

[traceur_]

I would rule my domain with an iron fist, all who populate my country would be trained in the ways of the ninja because ninjas kick arse, then I'd would send my ninja assassins to kill everyone who has ever wronged me (I keep a list, yes vengeance will be mine) then I'd help the other guys invade sweden, I have no idea why, it just sounds like a good idea.

seriously:

I'd:

forbid fat chicks, you know why.
outlaw celebrity gossip magazines/channels/news coverage
outlaw tennis, golf, football (both kinds)
outlaw religion (nothing against it really, it just fucks things up)
outlaw reality TV because it's bullshit.
outlaw fashion shows because they are fucking stupid
outlaw soap operas.
outlaw rap and hip hop music.
wearing fashion accessories such as belts that do nothing, hoop earings and high heel shoes will be punishable by death

-change the legal age to view and buy porn to 2 years of age.
-create assassin/ninja guild
-every citizen must carry 1 or 2 small bladed weapons (small scythes included) or 1 larger bladed weapon and must also carry 1 or 2 handguns or 1 larger projectile weapon, they will be designed and built to the carrier's specifications, DMC sized weapons are encouraged.
-all citizens will be trained in the use of all weapons during their school years.

execute all people who: are stupid, like reality TV, like soap operas, like rap/hip hop music, and kill all people I don't like.

All citizens must have at least basic knowledge and skill in the discipline of parkour.
my country will have a no tolerance policy regarding douchebags, they will be killed.

belief in scientology, astrology and all hippie shit will be punishable by execution.

enforce the ninja thing above.

remove cars and replace them with really fast bumper cars and really fast conveyor belts to run on.

get rid of the wii, develop motion sensing technology and VR to the point where it kicks arse.

Wow, you literally read my mind.

Well, I guess I'm going to be this guy's Vice President.

yay a like-minded tyrant, we will conquer the world together, you will bring cookies.

*grabs credit card and runs to nearest store and buys 3947538 packages of cookies*

Alright, we're good to go!

On to destroy Sealand because although it's officially a country it's a joke and it pisses me off, and then we kill tom cruise, recruit anonymous and destroy the rest of scientology.

Sealand is a country?? Lol, NOT FOR LONG!!!

Alright, you kidnap Nicole Kidman, and I'll go make a speech about how scientology is bullshit, that should lure Tom Cruise into our trap *evil laugh*

fun, make sure you wear an anonymous mask because we don't want those douchebags hunting you down and interrupting the fishing trip, also we'll need chains and Kawasaki Ninja motorcycles , I feel like road-hauling tom cruise.

EDIT: *evil laugh*

Brilliant! I will map out the route that we will take Mr. Cruise on!

*evil laughter once more*

yes, we will take him to greenland and simultaneously invade it, I hear they have lots of hot springs there, then we give tom my special brand of road-hauling, tie a chain around his wrist, tie the other end to the bikes and take off, we take him ten meters, offer him pain killers which he will refuse then take off again.

*more evil laughter*

 

[xChevelle24]

I would rule my domain with an iron fist, all who populate my country would be trained in the ways of the ninja because ninjas kick arse, then I'd would send my ninja assassins to kill everyone who has ever wronged me (I keep a list, yes vengeance will be mine) then I'd help the other guys invade sweden, I have no idea why, it just sounds like a good idea.

seriously:

I'd:

forbid fat chicks, you know why.
outlaw celebrity gossip magazines/channels/news coverage
outlaw tennis, golf, football (both kinds)
outlaw religion (nothing against it really, it just fucks things up)
outlaw reality TV because it's bullshit.
outlaw fashion shows because they are fucking stupid
outlaw soap operas.
outlaw rap and hip hop music.
wearing fashion accessories such as belts that do nothing, hoop earings and high heel shoes will be punishable by death

-change the legal age to view and buy porn to 2 years of age.
-create assassin/ninja guild
-every citizen must carry 1 or 2 small bladed weapons (small scythes included) or 1 larger bladed weapon and must also carry 1 or 2 handguns or 1 larger projectile weapon, they will be designed and built to the carrier's specifications, DMC sized weapons are encouraged.
-all citizens will be trained in the use of all weapons during their school years.

execute all people who: are stupid, like reality TV, like soap operas, like rap/hip hop music, and kill all people I don't like.

All citizens must have at least basic knowledge and skill in the discipline of parkour.
my country will have a no tolerance policy regarding douchebags, they will be killed.

belief in scientology, astrology and all hippie shit will be punishable by execution.

enforce the ninja thing above.

remove cars and replace them with really fast bumper cars and really fast conveyor belts to run on.

get rid of the wii, develop motion sensing technology and VR to the point where it kicks arse.

Wow, you literally read my mind.

Well, I guess I'm going to be this guy's Vice President.

yay a like-minded tyrant, we will conquer the world together, you will bring cookies.

*grabs credit card and runs to nearest store and buys 3947538 packages of cookies*

Alright, we're good to go!

On to destroy Sealand because although it's officially a country it's a joke and it pisses me off, and then we kill tom cruise, recruit anonymous and destroy the rest of scientology.

Sealand is a country?? Lol, NOT FOR LONG!!!

Alright, you kidnap Nicole Kidman, and I'll go make a speech about how scientology is bullshit, that should lure Tom Cruise into our trap *evil laugh*

fun, make sure you wear an anonymous mask because we don't want those douchebags hunting you down and interrupting the fishing trip, also we'll need chains and Kawasaki Ninja motorcycles , I feel like road-hauling tom cruise.

EDIT: *evil laugh*

Brilliant! I will map out the route that we will take Mr. Cruise on!

*evil laughter once more*

yes, we will take him to greenland and simultaneously invade it, I hear they have lots of hot springs there, then we give tom my special brand of road-hauling, tie a chain around his wrist, tie the other end to the bikes and take off, we take him ten meters, offer him pain killers which he will refuse then take off again.

*more evil laughter*

You do that, I'll just stick to invading Greenland and clearing a path for you and make sure that when you come through that there are giant crowds waiting to applause our new way of life!

 

[Agent Larkin]

I would first of all hunt down and kill the pope and all other religious leaders at a summit in my capital of Ankh-Morpork (Thank you Terry Pratchett) from a hang glider. Secondly i would change the name of bread into wheatloaf. Third i would invade Britain but not do anything bad to it just have it hanging about. I would then wait for the collapse of the EU so i can invade France and kill everyone outside of Normandy and Brittany and then resettle there without the French language. The offical language will be Hungawa which is almost identical to English. And i would ban Americans who cant pass a courtesy immigration test as well as travellers jehovahs witness and i would actively discourage scientology. I would also creat a puppet government so i can work from behind the scenes and set up an intellegience agency thats better then the SVD,CIA and MI6. And thats just for the first month.