I would give them a plot (The sound you hear is that of millions of dullards across the globe gasping at the thought of narrative value in their tea bagging wankfest). You ever hear of Bioshock? that was an FPS that had a plot and it's one of the greatest games of all time. The Darkness? One of my favorite games of all time and one of the most underrated video game stories as well. I'm sick of all these fucking dullards declaring their battlefield and Call of Duty games the "games of the year" when all that they're about is centering the screen on what the game tells you to be dead and pulling a trigger. Then you walk forward and repeat the process.
Somebody please enlighten me on what it is that Black ops and bad company 2 have done that no other game has done a million and a half times before it. These are two of the most generic, boring and repetitive games since I made the ill decision to plague my ps3 with the worst RPG ever that is Final Fantasy 13. I played Black Ops with my annoying as hell younger cousin who was looking on with glee as I shot a person in the face and fired a grenade launcher down the street, and I honestly can't remember which game of the two that it was. You simpletons (you know who you are) call these piles of filth great games? These pieces of trash have all the narrative value of a grade 2 short story.
"Okay, so we're fighting Russians right?"
"Yeah, but it turns out we need to-"
"Fight the Americans, got it. Not like this has been done more times than Pamela Anderson."
"...heh?"
People actually see trailers, interviews, reviews and gameplay footage of these games, and actually get excited, eagerly waiting for them to take their money and fool themselves into enjoying them. These people are what's giving actual gamers a bad name. Until we get rid of the Lances, Codys and Chads, this entire medium will be seen as nothing but games that involve centering the screen and pulling the right trigger.
Now that that's over, I would make a first person game that's quite literally the Battle of ragnarok. It will follow the Norse Mythology as close as possible and the soundtrack will be composed and performed by Manowar.
Somebody please enlighten me on what it is that Black ops and bad company 2 have done that no other game has done a million and a half times before it. These are two of the most generic, boring and repetitive games since I made the ill decision to plague my ps3 with the worst RPG ever that is Final Fantasy 13. I played Black Ops with my annoying as hell younger cousin who was looking on with glee as I shot a person in the face and fired a grenade launcher down the street, and I honestly can't remember which game of the two that it was. You simpletons (you know who you are) call these piles of filth great games? These pieces of trash have all the narrative value of a grade 2 short story.
"Okay, so we're fighting Russians right?"
"Yeah, but it turns out we need to-"
"Fight the Americans, got it. Not like this has been done more times than Pamela Anderson."
"...heh?"
People actually see trailers, interviews, reviews and gameplay footage of these games, and actually get excited, eagerly waiting for them to take their money and fool themselves into enjoying them. These people are what's giving actual gamers a bad name. Until we get rid of the Lances, Codys and Chads, this entire medium will be seen as nothing but games that involve centering the screen and pulling the right trigger.
Now that that's over, I would make a first person game that's quite literally the Battle of ragnarok. It will follow the Norse Mythology as close as possible and the soundtrack will be composed and performed by Manowar.