What would you do with a Portal Gun?

[KiiWii]

Personally, I'd use it to get to college in like a second, but then i realised the portal would always have to stay at college and i wouldn't be able to use it at home and argh... Ideally I'd need two.

 

[Conqueror Kenny]

make portals.

 

[Keet]

I've got a mate in Seattle that's a bum's rush to get to. I'd much prefer that to flying for nearly half a day, that being the logical answer.

In reality? I wouldn't mind creating a quantum singularity out of a few people by making them loop back and forth at an increasing rate.

 

[hailmagus]

well i would put one in front of my *hmmmmm* and then put the other in front of a girls *awwww*
i can't imagine how many other people will be saying "this man is a fucking genius!" by the time this thread is over.
ha ha
that's awful, that's just fucking terrible

 

[KiiWii]

well i would put one in front of my *hmmmmm* and then put the other in front of a girls *awwww*
i can't imagine how many other people will be saying "this man is a fucking genius!" by the time this thread is over.
ha ha
that's awful, that's just fucking terrible

My friends, if you hadn't thought this already, you are sexually repressed.

and lol kenny. lol.

 

[TheBluesader]

Bank robbing. Oh, and then use it to transport enemies/sexual rivals/that guy in the room below me who plays his stereo too loud to a point a quarter mile above the middle of the Pacific. You know, not to kill them, just to leave them to think about it for awhile as the sharks circle.

Yes, I'm going to go get them. Seriously. Just...not right now.

I will! I just have to finish robbing this bank first.

 

[Glitches are cool]

Reenact a certain Sparta. Infinite loop a hated one's ass, catapult them into the sky.

 

[second only to The One]

http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2007/10/12

enough said

 

[eggdog14]

This thread has been done and re-done 3 or 4 times now, feel free to search the forums.

 

[Mairsil the Pretender]

Quick transit between home and dorm room. alternating with quick transit between home and friend's house, or friend's house and dorm. I'd mix up the portals a little bit. And, I'd keep the gun handy, in case a turret attacks me.

 

[JBX06]

Make Going To The Toilet A Whole New Experience

 

[Mojozing]

I'd get free holidays by shooting them at moving planes and then waiting until they've reached thier destination to jump through.

I'd also fire one into the sun and use the other to destroy things with.

 

[Tacroy]

I'd break physics.

There's certain fundamental assumptions in physics that boil down to: if you move 3 feet in X, and 4 feet in Y, you will always end up in the same place as if you moved 4 feet in Y and 3 feet in X. With portals, this is no longer true. The laws of thermodynamics are demolished! Chaos reigns! Hooray!

 

[KiiWii]

Plant one in the ceiling, one in the floor, and keep passing through them until i reach light speed, then use the propulsion to travel seconds into the future, creating an anomaly where my body occupies the same space twice cause reality itself to fluctuate and break down.

or just to cheat at the long jump Olympic games. Not that they'd let you on the field with a fully operational portal device..

 

[GyroCaptain]

Stupid joke answer: Use it to get a Klondike bar?

Obvious answer: Use it to walk less. A LOT less.

Pessimistic answer: Misjudge distances ONCE and DIE.

 

[fix-the-spade]

Use it to make a never ending downhill trail. Push up once and ride my bike all day


Also various theft applications, put an exit one place, walk to target, steal and make entry/escape.

 

[oneplus999]

see now robbing a bank just shows no creativity. why bother? it's going to be hard to do even with portals, and if you do succeed, what then? you're a fugitive. easy answer: perpetual motion = free money. plus you get famous for it.

meanwhile the unknown source of power for this apparent violation of the laws of physics turns out to be our own sun, and we all die when it goes out

 

[Spartanspork]

steal someones pool water, lol. build two walls half a mile apart, put a potal big enough to drive a car through, then get going at top speed. OH, brilliant idea, you could conserve space for drag racing. or make like a world race with portals in different countries, you'd need quite a few portal guns though. also skipping traffic (this is all if you could make the portals bigger) if not. it would make using the bathroom easier, lol. or a portal from my bedroom to my basement because thats were all of my videogames are. and one from my basement, bedroom, or living room to my kitchen.

 

[Larenxis]

I'd buy binoculars, and then use the portal gun to travel long distances. I could fire one at a wall just above the roof of a building downtown, and then go anywhere within sight. In the end, I wouldn't need a bus pass anymore.