What would you do with a Portal Gun?

[hailmagus]

This thread has been done and re-done 3 or 4 times now, feel free to search the forums.[/quote

wow, i love it when people like you feel the need to ruin everybody's fun by pointing out that a thread has been done before. that is really, really great. because who doesn't want to sipher through ten pages of threads to see what some douche said three or four months ago?
i know i do.
wow you are really, really cool. can i be your friend? can we go grab some coffee sometime and then make fun of passers-by because they're wearing last fall's birkenstocks?
wow, you are so cool. please keep up the GREAT work champ.

 

[Erana]

Probably get cancer from the radiation. I would donate my organs to the girls-with-low-self-esteem-fund before I died, however.

 

[Anarchemitis]

I'd never walk again.

 

[[HD]Rob Inglis]

I could make a bad sex joke about this but I won't; I'll just make you all imagine it yourself. Besides, there already is a thread about this.

 

[TIMESWORDSMAN]

Use it to get more and then use it to stop the impending doom of the human race...and the pudding.

 

[eggdog14]

This thread has been done and re-done 3 or 4 times now, feel free to search the forums.[/quote

wow, i love it when people like you feel the need to ruin everybody's fun by pointing out that a thread has been done before. that is really, really great. because who doesn't want to sipher through ten pages of threads to see what some douche said three or four months ago?
i know i do.
wow you are really, really cool. can i be your friend? can we go grab some coffee sometime and then make fun of passers-by because they're wearing last fall's birkenstocks?
wow, you are so cool. please keep up the GREAT work champ.

Oh, my bad. I'm really sorry, i didn't mean to offend. I guess i didn't realize the emotional turmoil such a comment would instill, to procure such a lengthly and colorful reaction from a fellow forum-poster.

My deepest apologies, good sir.

 

[madkill]

I'd make both portals right next to each other, so I could F*ck my own asshole!..

Or!

I'd put them in the right places so I could make sniffing my ass one hell of an easier job, no need for scratch and sniff, just take a whiff!

 

[hailmagus]

no offense, you just caught me at a bad time. i've been on like twice the last two week, probably posted two things too, and all i'm seeing now anywhere is "hey we already did this" "is this the lamest thread ever?" "deja vu?"
didn't mean to be a dick... well, kind of.
anyway...
again, no offense

 

[Choukou]

Something tells me that women would notice a 6ft blue/orange hole in the wall in their changing room, so I'm going to go with randomly portaling unsuspecting members of the public into a room with nothing but banana-themed wallpaper and a stereo looping 'Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring, banana phone!'...am I evil?

 

[thebobmaster_v1legacy]

Simple. Paint the women's changing room orange, put up the orange portal there, go to my room, put up the blue portal, and wait.

 

[MagnetoHydroDynamics]

I would modify my portal gun... i mean... theres only blue and orange... How about having 29 or 304 colour pairs, NOW THATS POSSIBILLITYES!!!

I would take a big badass magnet and a large electromagnet and make a rail for the magnet to travel through an inf. loop on... free current... or actually not, cus we need to make something rotate to make AC current.
Then i would make a tube with water (inf. loop) and have a water driven wheel to make my current.

also making travel easy... (one pink one in my room behind a closet, the other in my girlfreinds room 10 miles away, pink is ugly anyway, wouldn't use it anyway)

or cannons... (inf. loop + cannon ball, wait... then make a portal on a wall...)

Space travels! (one on moon other in an airlock, yay 0.15 g! *jumps twice his own height*)

two giant portals on ground... no gravity when lying still in the middle of 'em

Play baseball with myself...

Make a real paradox using all 29 or 304 pairs

Make my room look 4000 times bigger

Play tag with myself!

Earn shitloads of cash (dont know how but no stealing)

I GOT IT! inf loop in a swimming pool (one on bottom, one in ceiling, lol)

Water fountain (portal on bottom of ocean, portal on a wall facing sea, hilarious)

Make a weird game of wack a mole (dont ask, got no idea how)

Break the laws of physics...

Do it again...

and again...

Make inf. loop on jupiter accelerate space ship to 99.9% lightspeed, fly to the stars.

Loop random stuff...

take a shit in a portal, teleporting my shit to the top of empire state building...

amplify sound (dont ask about how)

aahhh... ship propulsion, one on ocean floor, one on back of ship

spend the rest of my life having fun...

 

[KiiWii]

There's already Rule-34 on Portal, it's not a new concept... Although, nobody has mentioned the idea to use a portal to shove his/her head up their own arse, though I've known people to do so without the portal gun

BAM. This man deserves some cake.