What would you do with no consequenses?

[Kollega]

Walk into UN/G8 meeting and force leaders to make up their minds. I suppose that with "no consequences" bonus i won't get jailed for breaking in and ordering world leaders around.

Or erect a monument to Ratchet and Clank in Washington D.C./Red Square.

Or kick Chuck Norris in the balls.

 

[Zacharine]

Nothing I wouldn't do with consequences.

You see, it's not the legal or physical consequences that stop me from pillaging, rioting, smoking pot, looting, stealing, raping, wreaking havoc etc. I do not base my action or inaction on legal consequences, but on what I perceive to be morally right and wrong.

 

[A random person]

I'd take some cars, a nice house in a good location, and a lot of money from some major corporations. Or maybe I'd be boring and nice and only do the last thing to buy the first two, among other things.

Oh, and insult the crap out of my 8th grade health teacher.

 

[Jedoro]

Rob many, many banks and never work again a day in my life. Unless I felt like going somewhere as a private contractor or something, cause shooting people would be fun.

 

[Robert632]

Slap Chuck Norris.

i think i'll one up you and murder chuck norris.

 

[Lord Monocle Von Banworthy]

I agree with gun guy. If there are "no consequences" for everybody then it's just a free-for-all, and the strongest still win. I don't see how you can have the other thing. Is everybody on earth defenseless except for you, is the world empty, are you invisible? It's just not workable without some more details.

Every answer on this thread is just going to be "steal stuff." Nobody's going to admit to wanting to kill or rape or hurt someone else whether he wants to or not. The only interesting thing is how low some of the posters so far are aiming. A Kawasaki Ninja? I know a guy who worked minimum wage one summer and saved up enough for one of those.

 

[Nerf Ninja]

Exterminate 80% of the world's population. Perhaps more. We're one of the most intentionally overpopulated species on this planet, and I think that needs to be remedied. It's a terrible evil, sure, but in the end a lesser one for the hopes of a greater good.

Only 80%? you're not trying hard enough

I'd create a sterilization virus and wipe humanity off the world completely.

 

[The Kangaroo]

Woo 1000 posts!!

Congats

Slap Chuck Norris.

i think i'll one up you and murder chuck norris.

Can't be done, sorry

 

[Aunel]

go to the girl I like
whisper "I love you" in her ear,
and hey, if she slaps me straight in the face, no physical consequences, right?

 

[Ren3004]

Find the girl i've liked since year 3 and kiss her.

Awwww... Yes I'd probably do this. No to a girl I've liked since year 3 but to the one I like now. I just can't seem to get anywhere with her, though everything looks alright.

Also, there are a couple of people who deserve a good beating, in my opinion.

go to the girl I like
whisper "I love you" in her ear,
and hey, if she slaps me straight in the face, no physical consequences, right?

I don't think that saying that would give you too much trouble. "I really like you, but not that way." or "Let's just be friends." is worse than a slap in the face for me.

 

[krishaw]

Declare to the news that I plan to climb Big Ben using only 2 plungers and a single, 3 foot long cord of rope. Then when I climb to the very peak of the clock tower and have all the media watching and helicopters circling, I would, on national television and eventually youtube, tie the rope to the top, make a noose, slide it around my neck and jump off. I would be recognized as "The man who stole the innocence of millions worldwide". Sure, there's the whole death thing but you did say no consequences.

 

[(whitty name here)]

See, this thread has too many possibilities. "If you could do anything you want whenever you want and whatever you want, what woould you do?"
People without a concience would say,"Fucking steal everthing and kill who I hate"
Moralpeople would say,"Stop the wars, and get the world leaders to do something put a staggering amount of money to cure diseases, etc,etc."
There may be slight variations but it will generally be what I said above
I, personally would set myself up so that I would never have to do anything again I wouldn't want to.How? Because I'll take extensive amounts if money and make sure it never runs out.

 

[UAProxy]

Only 80%? you're not trying hard enough

I'd create a sterilization virus and wipe humanity off the world completely.

That's the thing: I like humanity. We've done some amazing things, and with the right guidance we can do so much more. There's just getting to be too many of us to support, and we don't really seem to care. If we made the population small enough to fit in a minor country, then we'd have enough people to progress while still cutting down on our drain of the world around us. So nature could reclaim what we took, and we can start over with the remnants of today while striking a balance between progress and consumption.

And like I said, I may go for more. Adam Monroe's 90% sounds promising.

 

[The Kangaroo]

See, this thread has too many possibilities. "If you could do anything you want whenever you want and whatever you want, what woould you do?"

But that's the whole point of the thread.

 

[The Kangaroo]

Only 80%? you're not trying hard enough

I'd create a sterilization virus and wipe humanity off the world completely.

That's the thing: I like humanity. We've done some amazing things, and with the right guidance we can do so much more. There's just getting to be too many of us to support, and we don't really seem to care. If we made the population small enough to fit in a minor country, then we'd have enough people to progress while still cutting down on our drain of the world around us. So nature could reclaim what we took, and we can start over with the remnants of today while striking a balance between progress and consumption.

And like I said, I may go for more. Adam Monroe's 90% sounds promising.

Would that be completely random or based on how much they contribute to the internet?

 

[CrysisMcGee]

Bring back the Vikings. Convert a semi trailer into a semi trailer, and sail the roads!

In reality, I woud grow a lot of pot. Smoke it, sell it, make a living with it. Get a highschool chick as a girlfriend, though I'd make sure she's 16. Have remote-control cars packed with guns and rocket launchers, that would battle other cars. Actually I plan in doing this anyway.

 

[AvsJoe]

Thievery. Gain all kinds of wealth and valuable information and attempt to secretly control the globe until my inevitable assassination. I've got it all planned out, you see, down to the last detail.

 

[Neeko Masochist]

This sounds interesting...

I would nuke Apple Inc. ;p

 

[odanhammer]

Your mom .. no not really but i'm surprised i haven't seen the response yet.

I would have to give a few actresses a visit they weren't expecting..
Prehaps try the naked man from "how i met your mother".

Then i'd rob a bank and have a gta style rundown of a city .

And i would have the most amount of booze i could fill my body with.

I'd also enjoy seeing something like Death Race take place.

 

[Wilfy]

1. Steal everything I want.
2. Ask any girl I like out.