What would YOU do?

[SilentBobsThoughts]

First, I'd put on my cool sunglasses.
Then I'd use excessive violence to solve the problem somehow.

Easy, Punch the plane in the nose. Always scares them away.. Wait..

 

[alrekr]

two words... Optimus Prime

 

[Kazzak]

An EMP and a lot of trampolines at the crash site. LOTS of Trampolines.

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

Jump off the Hover Dam.

But really, shoot down the plane. I don't like giving enemies satisfaction of a job well done.

Besides, they'll just die if they hit the damned dam anyway.

 

[James Joseph Emerald]

Remotely hack the plane's flight control system, engage auto-pilot and land safely.

Why couldn't they have something like that?

 

[Stone Wera]

I radio the plane, if the hijackers pick up, go to Google Translate and find out how to tell him that he will be raped by armadillos in Hell... Then shoot down the plane.

 

[Cody211282]

How the hell are there 600 people on a plane? I didn't think you could lift a commercial airliner off with that many people, not to mention having them fit in it.

 

[Joeshmoe5]

Send Bruce Willis...duh

 

[Czargent Sane]

600 people? what the hell am I shooting down a star destroyer?

just tell the six hundred people to overpower the, like, five terrorists and go from there

 

[similar.squirrel]

I'm sure you could..um..tie some fighters to it in mid-flight and divert the plane. Then use a airborne refuelling craft to get a man into the cargo hold or something and..

I really have no idea what I'm talking about, do I?

 

[JIMMYXD]

DO A BARREL ROLL!