What would you find in video game hell?

lucksack

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if such a place where real what punishments would await you?

perhaps you would have to watch your mom play games and suck at them
or even be stuck playing the newer sonic games for eternity
maybe a shelf with all the games just out of reach except battletoads
 

Tartarga

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The only game to play is the bible video game! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

KSarty

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Seeing nothing but developer demos of games and never getting to play them yourself. Is it just me or are the people they choose to play the game during those demos always terrible at the game?
 

MrMisfit

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I would be condemned to play online fighting games with annoying little pissants who use projectile attacks over and over again.
 

Et3rnalLegend64

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Either a world where Jack Thompson won, or a world where there were no games at all. You only get previews (not even a demo)
 

ToMegaTherion

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bleachigo10 said:
The only game to play is the bible video game! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I love the irony;P I do belive that games in hell would lag as hell(No pun intended)
 

Woodsey

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bleachigo10 said:
The only game to play is the bible video game! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ha, they should do an Assassin's Creed version of the bible.

The special edition would come with a bible from the time, and an 8 inch figurine of Jesus with a removable Assassin's cloak.
 

Macgyvercas

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Nothing but Superman 64, E.T. for the Atari 2600, Jaws Unleashed for PS2, and the new Alone in the Dark.

I shudder at the mere thought of those horrible games.
 

wooty

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Only games that are avaliable to play are Parapa the Rapper and Action 52, with a 56k modem for the whole resort, and theyre all out of M&Ms
 

MortisLegio

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A place where your are always beaten by Satan in all your favorite games and Satan is an eight year old with a really high voice who talks about the dumbest shit.
LeonHellsvite said:
Fanboys, fanboys EVERYWHERE! yeah that would be hell
and this
 

Proteus214

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An endless under water level where the few opportunities to refresh your air are ones that are on fire and full of spikes.

Essentially a cross between the dam level from TMNT on the NES, Scrap Brain Zone Act 3 from Sonic the Hedgehog, and Clanker's Cavern from Banjo-Kazooie with elements of the Water Temple thrown into the mix. Also that retarded underwater section from God of War.