What would you find in video game hell?
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You are tied to a poll and forced to listen to the whining of that halo troll for the rest of time.
Or: Your forced to play Haze but every time you get to the last level, your automatically transported back to the start of the game again.
Or: Your forced to play Haze but every time you get to the last level, your automatically transported back to the start of the game again.
Losing my previous expertise on the driving level in Alone in the Dark, then being forced to play it, but with a bug at the end that makes me crash into a wall and die, but I never realise that it's a bug, and keep playing for eternity.
You'd be forced to play IWBTG with no saving at all.
And if you ever beat that, Kaizo Mario World.
And if you ever beat that, Kaizo Mario World.
1st level of Hell - Wormatory
Crime: Indecisive gamers who spend more time in menus than actually playing.
There's only one game - Worms 2. Whilst not a bad game - it is the ONLY game available in that circle of Hell, though the company isn't bad.
2nd level of Hell - Blighted Luck and Kickings
Crime: Unkindness to newbies.
You get to play games like CoD 4 and WaW - but you are stuck with having the mother of all off-days and being kicked from the servers for your crap playing for the rest of eternity.
3rd level of Hell - The Gimpy Game
Crime: Piracy
You get to play any game you want - though you got a pirated version which either doesn't work or has a chronically underpowered character which makes victory impossible.
4th level of Hell - The Teabag
Crime: Tea-bagging (Even though I sometimes do it myself.)
For tea-bagging other players in life, every time you die in a game - Satan will place his red-hot testes in your face repeatedly saying "How'd you like THESE!?"
5th Level of Hell - Grief
Crime: Griefing
Only one game available - Team Fortress 2. Only Satan and his army of imps will be Griefing the Griefers. (And possibly holding them to ransom via the medium of random pop-quizes.)
6th Level of Hell - The Ass Room
Crime: Rampant Fanboyism
The Fanboy is trapped in a sealed room while air is pumped in from outside. Adorning the walls are a myriad of bums which constantly take a crap slowly filling up the room with diahorrea. As the room fills up, a speaker will play an opposing view of the Fanboy's views.
7th Level of Hell - The Crazy Frog
Crime: Singing while gaming
Every sound and bit of music of every game is replaced with the Crazy Frog.
8th Level of Hell - Satan Strike Thee Down!
Crime: Kill-stealing and Ninja Looting
Every time the gamer is about to score a kill or get something good in a game. Satan then kills the gamer's character / blows up their base / kills the gamer's guild. The game is then modified to show action replays to rub salt into the wound.
Crime: Indecisive gamers who spend more time in menus than actually playing.
There's only one game - Worms 2. Whilst not a bad game - it is the ONLY game available in that circle of Hell, though the company isn't bad.
2nd level of Hell - Blighted Luck and Kickings
Crime: Unkindness to newbies.
You get to play games like CoD 4 and WaW - but you are stuck with having the mother of all off-days and being kicked from the servers for your crap playing for the rest of eternity.
3rd level of Hell - The Gimpy Game
Crime: Piracy
You get to play any game you want - though you got a pirated version which either doesn't work or has a chronically underpowered character which makes victory impossible.
4th level of Hell - The Teabag
Crime: Tea-bagging (Even though I sometimes do it myself.)
For tea-bagging other players in life, every time you die in a game - Satan will place his red-hot testes in your face repeatedly saying "How'd you like THESE!?"
5th Level of Hell - Grief
Crime: Griefing
Only one game available - Team Fortress 2. Only Satan and his army of imps will be Griefing the Griefers. (And possibly holding them to ransom via the medium of random pop-quizes.)
6th Level of Hell - The Ass Room
Crime: Rampant Fanboyism
The Fanboy is trapped in a sealed room while air is pumped in from outside. Adorning the walls are a myriad of bums which constantly take a crap slowly filling up the room with diahorrea. As the room fills up, a speaker will play an opposing view of the Fanboy's views.
7th Level of Hell - The Crazy Frog
Crime: Singing while gaming
Every sound and bit of music of every game is replaced with the Crazy Frog.
8th Level of Hell - Satan Strike Thee Down!
Crime: Kill-stealing and Ninja Looting
Every time the gamer is about to score a kill or get something good in a game. Satan then kills the gamer's character / blows up their base / kills the gamer's guild. The game is then modified to show action replays to rub salt into the wound.
Hey... I made a thread like this ages ago. Oh well I guess I have to murder you now.
I kid, yes I made a thread like this ages ago but I'll give you the benefit of the doubt. I am not a mean man.
Anyway video game hell for me at least would be an Escapist populated entirely by joobnooks.
I kid, yes I made a thread like this ages ago but I'll give you the benefit of the doubt. I am not a mean man.
Anyway video game hell for me at least would be an Escapist populated entirely by joobnooks.
