What would you find in video game hell?
- Thread starter lucksack
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every game would be one of those games that are juuuust... mediocre. Nothing absolutely horrendous, but nothing entertaining or groundbreaking. Madden and Halo for the rest of eternity.
I am cursed to play Gran Turismo 4 driving a Toyota Prius against the Formula 1 for all eternity.
you would have all of the latest consoles and peripherals ... but nothing to play but demos -dun-dun-duuuuuuuuuuh-
No game. You ARE the game. A game in which there are nothing but huge box puzzles, with very heavy boxes. And it's on a time limit. With a repetitive 8-bit song that NEVER stops, even while you try to sleep...
dododo-DODO doodoo. dododo-DODO doodoo. dododo-DODO doodoo. dododo-DODO doodoo.
dododo-DODO doodoo. dododo-DODO doodoo. dododo-DODO doodoo. dododo-DODO doodoo.
You pop the best game ever into your console (everyone rated it three billion and twenty seven point five out of ten) but the game was a compilation by an infinite number of studios and you have to watch the logo for every studio before the game can start.
An infinite room of 8-year-olds playing Halo. You have to play with them. The reason why this is tragic?
1. Your side can't stop dying every time they even look at a gun
2. The other side has the best case of noob luck ever and screenwatches like a pro
3. Whenever you do score a kill, they start crying and throwing controllers
4. The only kill your team can make is landing a plasma grenade on your back
I can tear through a room on Live or local play no problem, usually coming out on top or at least second. But NOT when playing my cousins! IHOPE I'm not the only one to notice, absolutely every strategy pales in comparison to the sheer luck complete noobs seem endowed with.
1. Your side can't stop dying every time they even look at a gun
2. The other side has the best case of noob luck ever and screenwatches like a pro
3. Whenever you do score a kill, they start crying and throwing controllers
4. The only kill your team can make is landing a plasma grenade on your back
I can tear through a room on Live or local play no problem, usually coming out on top or at least second. But NOT when playing my cousins! IHOPE I'm not the only one to notice, absolutely every strategy pales in comparison to the sheer luck complete noobs seem endowed with.
Oh man....I can't think of anything worse than that...... Don't forget the people who stand in place and say the same things over and over again. And where, it doesn't matter that they ask your opinion, they are really never going to take no for an answer!WhiteFangofWar said:
