what would you invent?

[walls of cetepedes]

I see a bright future in theatre for you.

I'll pretend I didn't notice your sarcastic riposte.

AAHHH!! The sarcasm! It BURNS!

 

[Yoruichi_]

Baconated Grapefruit

 

[tuna69]

Would a cure for cancer be a invention? If not a machine that sucks up all the carbon dioxide and changes it into carbon dioxide that is causing the pollution or something like that.

its called a plant

but i would make a mind controll device, coz i could and make people do the macarena all day.

or hover boards with lazers.

or both at the same time!!!

 

[DigitalSushi]

I see a bright future in theatre for you.

I'll pretend I didn't notice your sarcastic riposte.

AAHHH!! The sarcasm! It BURNS!

THE GOGGLES ! THEY DO NOTING!

 

[crudus]

thanks to the internet dickwad theory (normal person + anonymity + audience = total dickwad) there are too many people that just need to be stabbed in the face. Therefore I would invent some device that would stab trolls, (unwarranted)dickwads, and spammers in the face. At the very least it would release personal information which would take out the anonymity which should reduce the amount of dickwads on the internet.

 

[El Poncho]

Would a cure for cancer be a invention? If not a machine that sucks up all the carbon dioxide and changes it into carbon dioxide that is causing the pollution or something like that.

its called a plant

but i would make a mind controll device, coz i could and make people do the macarena all day.

or hover boards with lazers.

or both at the same time!!!

We are killing them and I'm planning on sending it far up in the sky so it can fly around earth or something, it could include plants Oo

 

[walls of cetepedes]

I see a bright future in theatre for you.

I'll pretend I didn't notice your sarcastic riposte.

AAHHH!! The sarcasm! It BURNS!

THE GOGGLES ! THEY DO NOTING!

Yes! They do note things down for me!

 

[Bob the Average]

a satellite that gives anyone a headache when they say/do something stupid.

 

[Unreliable]

some sort of free energy powerplant
Energy crisis solved...
As for the environmental crisis, we are still fucked.

 

[Jark212]

Slipspace drive, I'd be so rich...

 

[DigitalSushi]

Yes! They do note things down for me![/quote]

LMAO
I actually barked out laughing then.

I'll give you that one Fat Man, i'll gladly wait the minute of the meeting.

 

[ScarlettRage]

A device to somehow negate the biological need for females to undergo the menstrual cycle, thereby saving men everywhere from dealing with PMS and women from suffering the symptoms of said cycle.

if you do that i will give you a cookie that i just baked.

a new kind of cookie that would beat my favorite kind

double chocolate chip cookies,
pehaps cookies made of win.

[small]*goes off to bake more cookies*[/small]

Baconated Grapefruit

eww lol

 

[cobra_ky]

Strong A.I.

am i srsly the first one to bring that up?

 

[walls of cetepedes]

Yes! They do note things down for me!

LMAO
I actually barked out laughing then.

I'll give you that one Fat Man, i'll gladly wait the minute of the meeting.

I'm glad we could resolve this. Please accept this drawing of a spider I did as a gift. I value it at $264.98.

Spoiler

 

[esperandote]

something to create rain that doesnt affect the enviroment negatively.

 

[DigitalSushi]

Yes! They do note things down for me!

LMAO
I actually barked out laughing then.

I'll give you that one Fat Man, i'll gladly wait the minute of the meeting.

I'm glad we could resolve this. Please accept this drawing of a spider I did as a gift. I value it at $264.98.

Spoiler

I've asked my friend the Nigerian general who wants to make a transaction in total confidence with you and I, and he says that spider doesn't have 8 legs, for that the spider is worthless.

 

[DigitalSushi]

Strong A.I.

am i srsly the first one to bring that up?

Yep you are, but lets face it, its not a big issue is it?, its not our lives ever turned to shit because an enemy on Halo got stuck to a wall now is it?.

 

[walls of cetepedes]

Yes! They do note things down for me!

LMAO
I actually barked out laughing then.

I'll give you that one Fat Man, i'll gladly wait the minute of the meeting.

I'm glad we could resolve this. Please accept this drawing of a spider I did as a gift. I value it at $264.98.

Spoiler

I've asked my friend the Nigerian general who wants to make a transaction in total confidence with you and I, and he says that spider doesn't have 8 legs, for that the spider is worthless.

Are you sure? Looks like 8 to me.

 

[Xvito]

A Hadron Collider that works properly.

Are you sure you don't mean Hamster Collider [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cec-iy_gf4A]?

1. You forgot your signature
2. That was hillarious.

OT: A transporter, that would be fun.

I see a bright future in theatre for you.

I'll pretend I didn't notice your sarcastic riposte.

A Hadron Collider that works properly.

Are you sure you don't mean Hamster Collider [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cec-iy_gf4A]?

1. You forgot your signature
2. That was hillarious.

OT: A transporter, that would be fun.

Holy shit your right, where is his sig?
I demand Xvito's sig, its like his soul.

My signature has passed away...

It will never been seen again I'm afraid. Well... It was fun while it lasted, I will treasure the memories always.

Also, to actually contribute to the thread: I would make a Re-animator. So I would be able to revive the dead.