What Would You Replace Your Hand With?

[Boneasse]

A prosthetic vagina.

What? Admit it, everyone's thinking it. Somebody had to say it.
[sub]Just a joke, don't get offendended now![/sub]

Not being funny though, if I could have anything I wanted, I'd have an exact replica of my lost hand, made in titanium or something. I can't really afford to lose it to a laser or a gun, since I'm lefthanded. *Sigh*

 

[DarkRyter]

A sonic screwdriver.

 

[Charli]

What WOULDN'T I replace my hand with.

 

[Blemontea]

a pip-boy 9000 with a gravity gun attachment, so i would have modern day wrist computer and could still lift and push stuff.

 

[Wintermute_]

Portal Gun. Nuf said

Edit that. I have many choices. I want my bloody stump to have a sorta interchangeable socket on it to put different attachments depending on what manner of awesome I wanna be that day. it would also have:
Clawshot attachment
A cloaked (hologram projected to make it look like a normal hand) Super cyber arm
Laser gun
Samus Metroid Blaster
I can go on forever really... stupid worthless lefty

 

[Skoock]

a vagina. Women would no longer be needed.

 

[FollowUp]

One of those things you get from O&H bakery. It's like a knife, but wide bladed, so you can use it for cutting and serving cake.

...

I really like cake.

 

[kommando367]

A retractable version of the rail driver from the Red Faction series.

 

[Mr. Gency]

a vagina. Women would no longer be needed.

A first post to be proud of.

Sarcasm? I'll let you decide.

 

[Betancore]

An extendable claspy claw thingy. Or, you know, a lightsaber. That'd be cool too. I'd have a stump, and then when I needed a lightsaber, a lightsaber would come out of my arm. So awesome. I might accidentally slice off my own head while brushing my hair, but it's still worth it.

 

[rekabdarb]

i would tell him to go find jack after he been juicing and then remove the hand that felled both Fontaine and Andrew Ryan and stick it on me!

 

[Jfswift]

A bottle opener, because I can't think of anything more useful (or popular at a party ^^).

 

[Zach Steadman]

The Hand of Doom (Like Hellboy's Stone Hand)
or an arm like general grievous from star wars, made of carbonado(black diamond)

 

[Azaraxzealot]

grappling hook

 

[RandomWords]

another hand, if he is so insane he probably has a few spares lying around.

 

[Wintermoot]

a chainsaw (cookie for reference)

 

[LamborghiniJackson]

Just a mish-mash of whatever the good doctor has in stock. toothbrush, magnifying glass, whisk, air freshener, scissors, bubble blower, microwave, heck id tell him to take my whole arm off to fit it all on!

lol, basicly the ultimate swiss army knife!

Sounds like Inspector Gadget to me...

 

[andriod]

A detachable hand that can be replaced with a cybernetic hand with kung-fu grip, plus over attachments would be a machine gun, a super vacuum to attach people to me so I can repeatadly punch their balls, a screwdriver, my iPod and a calaculator. Oh and also Photon cannon blaster. Ooo a chainsaw would be nice too, also an instrument tuner would be handy aswell, also an EMP firer and also a magical tough thingy that fixes any electronical equipment I touch and bring back to life any dead being I wish to be brought back to life.

i second this

 

[Mr. Gency]

a chainsaw (cookie for reference)

Mad World? That's the only thing I can think of that has a character with a chainsaw somehow attached to your hand.

 

[Nixzilla]

chop off the rest of my arm and go fma style