Well, I know exactly what I'd charge into battle on.
The Sphinx. Not the mythical creature, the actual monument. All I need are several thousand slaves to cut down thousands of trees in order to move my mount like druids moving parts of Newgrange.
{http://www.esatclear.ie/~holly1/page9.html (Newgrange is the Irish equivalent of Stonehenge, only its about 5000 years older)}
But the thing is if I have enough wealth to ride the Sphinx into battle like some glorious idiot, then it stands to reason I'd have enough money to pay servants to move it for me.
Problem solved.