What would you write on a Safe Room wall?

[moose_man]

THE CAKE IS A LIE





I'm so sorry.

 

[Rook]

' I forgot the milk.I'll be back soon '

I'd keep people waiting for hours.

 

[Dfskelleton]

Or, perhaps cover the wall in black paint so noone else can write anything

Or, if I'm feeling really trolly, in big red letters, I'd write (WARNING):

Spoiler

(Please keep hate to a minimal, I'm sorry. I warned you.)

 

[Yegargeburble]

"There was a HOLE here. It's gone now."

Hey, I had that exact same idea! Now I have to come up with something different...

First, I'd find a corpse (or a zombie I killed) and place it in the safe room. Then I'd write "You know, you'll run out of food eventually..." and draw an arrow pointing to the body.'

That or something crazy.

 

[Delta2501]

663 days and still sane.
664 days and still sane.
665 days and still sane.
666 days and

 

[Legendairy314]

Entry # 56: New development, it appears that all infected who are not of the special infected variety have developed a glue like substance across their entire bodies. This in turn prevents anyone from moving a single inch upon an infected touching them. I have heard my comrades begin to swear profusely when this happens and have begun to "rage quit" as they call it. This happens most often when a tank appears and when you are in the middle of an acid puddle. I recommend that instead of facing the horde you should simply stay inside this safe room with the infinite ammo supply and lure the entire population of the planet to this doorstep. Only then will you have a chance to pass without injuring your own body out of pure anger. Also, do not shoot your teammates. It appears this attracts Chargers to your location.

 

[Snowpact]

Candlejack was here, but he turned into a zo-

 

[KungFuCthulhu]

The below statement is true.
The above statement is false.

 

[Sux2bu]

Congrats on making it here but i took every bullet except one, Thought you could use it.

 

[Toasty Virus]

I accidently the zombies.

What? It's funny!

 

[ajofflight]

Wow, you guys have a lot to say about this!
I guess as another one, I'd have to say "This is all the JUICE fault."

 

[automatron]

Quick! Call this number! They are an evac and will come get you:
(And then post the Rick-Roll number)

 

[teh_Canape]

"thank you, Atkinson, it's your fault that we weren't prepared for this shit"

that is, if it was in Australia

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or maybe

me: "Wrex"

whoever comes next writes: "Shepard"

and so on

THE MEME WILL LIVE FOREVER

 

[Counter_Southpaw]

"They can spit acid in here!"

"Lettuce be reality, I've had a crush on you for years."

 

[Pandaman1911]

"WE ARE SO FUCKED"
or
"Zombies suck, thumbs up if you agree"
or maybe
"Ninja Molotov killed Frank!"
Or something else creative.

 

[Solo-Wing]

One time me and my buddy Keith went down to the river and gosh darn it there was-
Can you do this later?
Ok.

 

[Dr. Paine]

me: "Wrex"

whoever comes next writes: "Shepard"

and so on

THE MEME WILL LIVE FOREVER

"Can the zombie apocalypse wait? I'm in the middle of some calibrations."

Or...

"Ah yes, 'Infected'. Humans infected by a mutated rabies virus, causing extreme aggression and the urge to kill. We have dismissed that claim."

 

[MASTACHIEFPWN]

"Note-
Who ever takes the last 4 First aid kits-
Fuck yourselves."

 

[aLivingPheonix]

Man, I'm tellin' you, you got some fucked up friends... Limber, though.

Also, write a troll face, and next to it say "lolujelly?"

Or, "newf**s can't triforce" and have a triforce.

 

[Mace Tulio]

"You see, if they told me about the zombies, I probably wouldn't be dead right now."