What would you write on a Safe Room wall?

[erto101]

This room is not sa(half finished f)

 

[yookiwooki]

A nice friendly hug is the only cure for the zombie infection.

 

[DevilWolf47]

"Out to Lunch."

 

[Solo-Wing]

A nice friendly hug is the only cure for the zombie infection.

Yahtzee quote here:
"Give a shambling corpse a hug and he might briefly remember being human after he had a few mouthfuls of your face."

 

[Clarice]

"Hail to the king baby!
-henritje"

"K/D=9001/0"

"has anyone seen my boomstick? its a 12guage remmington from Smart with a walnut wooden stock and cobalt blue steel"(cookie for refference)

"this is like counterstrike man!"

I'm guessing "Evil Dead, fist full of boomstick"? If not, sorry, Imma nub XD

close, its from Evil Dead 3: Army Of Darkness

Can I haz a third of a cookie, because I was a third correct? (Evil Dead 1, Evil Dead 2, Evil Dead 3 =D)

here you go! *gives cookie*

WHOO!!

 

[Logalas]

"Hey Vern, it's Ernest!"

 

[Caligulove]

Mad Libs.

 

[karatekid19]

(Right next to the saferoom entrance) This safe house isn't safe. RUN!!

or

I've found the zombies one true weakness: it's...(blood)

 

[Clarice]

how about

"Ronan says that this safe room needs more justice."

If you understood any part of that joke, I love you XD

 

[nuba km]

"I FUCKING HATE EMO'S"
"well someone forgot their coffee today"
"do not read this"
*written in blood* "I hate mondays"
"I never new it was the year of the green (shotgun if you get the joke)"
"I feel so *the marker drags from the wall along the floor out to the safe door in middle of the o*"
"Best time ever to call shotgun"
"I have a working car suckers!"
" we will all die happy :I FUCK I JUST REALISED THEIR ARE ZOMBIES!!! O.O"

 

[Pariah87]

"I killed 53,594 zombies!"

Underneath which I would write, hopefully in a different pen.

"53,594 people were fans of Justin Bieber and deserved to be killed, thumbs up if you agree!

 

[Clarice]

'What would chuck do.... get ripped appart trying to kill zombies goblin mask and car battery apparanately'
and
'pansy use bullets, real men use buckets and drills!!!'
(being playing alot of Dead Rising 2)
and finally
'Where's your Chuck Norris now, WHERES IS HE!?!?!?!'

You know in L4D2, "Swamp Fever" Finale? He's BOTH of those tanks XD

 

[Not-here-anymore]

'The plants don't work. They're still coming. The plants don't work'

That is brilliant! As I'm sure about 80 people have commented so far. Enjoy the inbox spam!

Probably something about how vgcats is actually more likely to update if the guy who writes it is a zombie.

Or just satirise left 4 dead as much as possible:
'Reloading!'
'Pills here'

Or maybe just right the script to Shaun of the Dead on the wall.

'Finally, a safe room the zombies can't ge'
with a bloodstreak going down from the end. Yes, I will make myself bleed just to cause other survivors to shit themselves. Worth it!

 

[Anchupom]

Either "Why are you even considering going back out there? It's safe in here you morons"
or
"I killed off most of the zombie fuckers in here, but one little shit bit my ankle. Gone to patch it up, I'm sure it's nothing."
The second one would be written in a blood-like substance.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

The metal lives...
The metal lives...
The metal lives...

 

[Clarice]

I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favourite safe room on the Citadel.


I never get tired of saying that...

lawlll

i would probably write something like

"if your reading this, you'll be dead very soon." just to freak em out.

If you're trying to freak them out, go all the way...like.

"There are many types of animals that eat their babies or elderly to survive...and we're low on food...Guess we're having human tonight. Yum."

Blood spatters all over the safe room.

 

[omega 616]

"Forget what you know, hitting them in the head doesn't work. Kick them in the nuts!"

Just the image of a horde of zombies hunched over/on all fours holding there giblets and moaning really loudly makes me laugh.

Maybe even....

"I hope you have a boom stick!"

 

[AtheistAndProud]

Probably something like "Press X to reload"
Then, later, somebody would become convinced that they were inside a video game.
Paranoid delusions, for the win.

 

[Dark assassin for hire]

>"I took the last klondike bar"
"Damn it! I wrote my name on that"
"If you are alive, I have you muffin"
"<- ???"

>"The cake is better safe then sorry"

>"Finally, other people who support my ideas on canibalism"
"They don't count, they are dead."
"ASSHOLE! JUST BECAUSE THEY'RE DEAD DOESNT MEAN THEY CAN'T VOTE!"
"lets have a vote. Mark which side you think is true Zombies don't count3) Zombies count89)"
"shouldn't the Zombies be voting on this?"
"They can't vote with all the lead I put in their heads"
"Zombies do count.... as kills!"

>"James was here"
"WAS"
"I'm back- James"
"Why would anyone go back?"
"I've been in this town for a while. just chillin, shooting some zombies, not much"
"DAMMIT JAMES! I LEAVE MY HOUSE FOR A WEEK AND YOU VANDALIZE IT! I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN!"
(smug marks)

>"I'm rich!"
"No one care"
" "

>"IF I SEE THIS MESSAGE AGAIN! I AM GOING IN CIRCLES!"
"shit, I knew it."

>"Be careful of the ones that jump"
"FUCKIN' ZOMBIE KANGAROOS!"

>"If you are a sexy lady, call me up (phone number)"
"Don't call him. He won't pick up."
"You actually called him, hahaha."

>"Be careful of the ones that shoot bee's, they are hard to kill."
"WTF? Zombies shoot bee's"
"The soldiers aren't here to save us, its a cover up."
"I think its kind of hard to cover 1 billion walking dead."
"I have, WITH BULLETS!"

 

[LaughingAtlas]

"This is a wall. It will not protect you for long."

"For helpful advice, consult the notepad in my cold, dead hands and see where I went wrong."

"When facing death, do not scream and cry like a *****. Seriously, aliens are looking down and laughing at us."

"Witches do NOT need a hug."

"Remember old Bill!"