What would you write on a Safe Room wall?

[Samarith]

Note to self: Find screwdriver and fix broken door lock.

 

[Squidwogdog]

"Get out of here STALKER!"

 

[Astoria]

This:

Spoiler

With something like 'Nah just kidding you'll be fine' underneath.

 

[Baked Cake]

"Stop blocking the Safe house entrance. Other people need to use it too, Asshole."
or
"Otis didn't make it.

Fan-tastic - Frank"

 

[Taddy]

me: "Wrex"

whoever comes next writes: "Shepard"

and so on

THE MEME WILL LIVE FOREVER

"Can the zombie apocalypse wait? I'm in the middle of some calibrations."

Or...

"Ah yes, 'Infected'. Humans infected by a mutated rabies virus, causing extreme aggression and the urge to kill. We have dismissed that claim."

Grab some pills before you- ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL

 

[Haxxle]

I took the last pills, Problems?

 

[Anchupom]

To Cure the infection, post this message on 15 other safe room walls.

That was win.

 

[x EvilErmine x]

WARNING: THERE BE ZOMBIES -> (this would be on the wall next to the door)

or

Zombies: May contain nuts.

 

[Vkmies]

"Someone on The Escapist asked what I would write on a safe room wall. This."

 

[AstylahAthrys]

"This safe house is not a natural formation. Someone built it, so it must lead somewhere."

Or

"I survived a zombie attack and all I got was this lousy safe house."

 

[LHZA]

Congradulations! You survived the zombie apocolypse and all you got was this lousy message!

 

[GotMalkAvian]

I'd messily scrawl the following words:

"We still found a way in."

 

[Cpt-Dysprosa]

I would quote from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

'BEWARE OF THE LEOPARD!!!"

I too would quote The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

"DON'T PANIC" written in huge friendly letters. It's such obvious advice, but always overlooked ...

 

[Alorxico]

I'd draw a tic-tac-toe board, place an X in the middle square and write "Your turn"

Depending on how long I was stuck in there, my next message would be "That's no Safe-House, it's a Space Station", then "The Safe House is a lie" and finally "Argh! So bored!"

Assuming I got rescued, my last message would be the date I entered the Safe-house, the date I got rescued and the following message "Caught a level 5 Rattata shortly after entering safe house, it is now a level 99 Ratticate. So, yes, you will be here a while. I left you some crossword puzzles in the First Aid Kit."

 

[Dwarfman]

I would quote from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

'BEWARE OF THE LEOPARD!!!"

I too would quote The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

"DON'T PANIC" written in huge friendly letters. It's such obvious advice, but always overlooked ...

To quote Arthur Dent. "It's the most intelligent thing anybody has said to me all day!"

 

[k-ossuburb]

"There was an asshole here, he's gone now."

"Observation #453: the walking dead appear to have a fondness for the human brain, no wonder I'm the only intelligent person left alive."

"You know what they say: when in Rome, do as the braaaaaaaiiiinns..."

"Shop smart, shop S-Mart."

 

[UrbanCohort]

"YOU JUST LOST THE --------"

In my own blood, then make a bloody hand print to make it seem like I expired as I was finishing it.

Then I can troll equally well in death as I did in life.

 

[lacktheknack]

"MINECRAFT LIED TO MEEEEEEEE!"

 

[Sendura]

"ENEMY AC-130 ABOVE"

 

[aegix drakan_v1legacy]

OH. MY. GOSH. I AM ALIIIIIVE!!!