What would you write on a Safe Room wall?

[Bobbovski]

Warning: Excessive exposure to the outside of this safe room might cause severe cases of zombieism and death.

 

[Yersinia_pestis]

"S.T.A.R.S!"

"Waaaaagh!"

"Sanity is for the weak!"

"Why so serious?"

 

[Commander Jack Rankin]

"Don't fuck with a witch!"

Runner-Up choice:
"Thank you Mario, but our princess is in another castle...and there's a zombie holding a bottle of barbecue sauce behind you."

 

[LarenzoAOG]

"Ring-a-ding mother fuckers"

"If it weren't for the zombies you'd be having a nice time huh?"

"Shit just got real"

"It's about to go down"

"Shoot this mutha fucka" with arrow pointing to picture of zombie.

 

[ultrachicken]

REMEMBER REACH!!!
xD

'The plants don't work. They're still coming. The plants don't work'

These have to be the two best possible responses.

 

[theamazingbean]

"This wouldn't have happened if you'd worn a condom."

 

[AnonymousTipster]

"Behind you!"

 

[Sparkytheyetti]

"THE SPICE MUST FLOW!"

 

[Sendura]

"I've killed 572 zombies so far. STILL NO TACTICAL NUKE."

 

[Trolldor]

'If you're here, you're immune. People taste like pork, and zombies taste like people,'

 

[Aetherius]

If you can't see them they can't see you! On the other hand, they may just be above you.

EDIT:Blankets don't work as well as I had BRRAAAIAIAINSNINSSSSS!!!!

 

[Dr. Paine]

me: "Wrex"

whoever comes next writes: "Shepard"

and so on

THE MEME WILL LIVE FOREVER

"Can the zombie apocalypse wait? I'm in the middle of some calibrations."

Or...

"Ah yes, 'Infected'. Humans infected by a mutated rabies virus, causing extreme aggression and the urge to kill. We have dismissed that claim."

Grab some pills before you- ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL

Leaving the safe room to get military help... heavy risk. But the prize... (My god, how did none of us think of that one, that's the most obvious of all of them.)

 

[SimuLord]

"If any of this armor fails to protect your life, I'll give you a full refund."

 

[rb26dett]

i'd find some writing saying "oh my god, zombies everywhere" and put a "Thanks cap" under it

 

[badgersprite]

REDRUM. REDRUM. REDRUM. REDRUM. REDRUM.

Tony told me to...

And 'All Work And No Play' is overdone.

 

[Scizophrenic Llama]

"Here may be found...
...the last words of Joseph of Arimathea:
He who is valiant and pure of spirit...
...may find the Holy Grail...
...in the Castle of Aaargh."

 

[J4D3N]

"FIRST LOL" whether i was first to the safe room or not.

This

 

[Whitenail]

In big black letters a mtre high "FUCKING CALLED IT!"

Or possibly (with intended misspellings, warped letters and other crazy things) something along the lines of "I opened every first-aid kit, coated the bandages with poison and filled the dressing bags with salt and kerosene", they'd probably buy it.

 

[KenzS]

"Why don't ALL rooms have doors like these?"

 

[Fr]anc[is]

There used to be a hole here. It's gone now