What would you write on the saferoom wall in L4D?

[IrrelevantTangent]

Why did we listen to Tricell? WHY?!?!!

Underneath that:

WRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYY?!?!?

GIRUGAMESH!

God, I miss teh internetz.

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WESKER LIED, PEOPLE DIED

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We thought this edition of the Pax chemical was safe this time!

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THIS IS NOT FOR YOU

ENOUGH WITH YOUR ZOMBIES

Enough with your Goddamn Zombies

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I rent a trailer. Sleep there. Fill it with zombies. Leave.

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[Skreeee]

"Welcome to the Aperture Science Safe Room. In dangerous testing environments, the Enrichment Center promises to always provide useful advice. For instance, the zombies outside will kill you. Try to avoid them."

 

[TheDoctor455]

I fucking called it!

 

[Surggical_Scar]

'Worst holiday ever. Next time, I'm staying in New Orleans.'

'I hate safe rooms.'

'Sorry, we ate everything apart from the tinned peaches and instant gravy.'

'I'm pretty sure there's a Hunter around he-

'Tanks have a critical weakness. They're very ticklish. We lost seven men working that out.'

 

[PizzaDentist]

Worst. Holiday. Ever.

(Edit: Dipstick above me beat me to the punch)

 

[Ben Legend]

The Game.

.... why would you do that...?
Just mean. haha

 

[TriggerUnhappy]

Mine would have to be:
[HEADING=1]"Don't worry pal, there is a way out of here! Just look inside the barrel of your shotgun, you'll find it!"[/HEADING]

 

[Eatbrainz]

"Spy sappin' mah sentry!"

 

[GamingAwesome1]

The pill is a lie.

 

[master m99]

"after all those zombie threads this should be a walk in the park"

 

[Mackinator]

Either: This is a safehouse, staying here is SAFE.
Or: I wish I could have seen Anchorman once more in my lifetime
Or: Im going to hell, im not gonna try to make it to Mercy Hospital, because theres probably gonna be zombies there anyway.

 

[Fenixhart]

"You know the ones that Cry? Don't hug them, it doesn't make them feel better."


Underneath that


"try handing them a Razor instead"

 

[wyrdsister]

"All we want to do is eat your brains. That's not unreasonable... I mean, no one's gonna eat your eyes..."

Jelly beans for the person who knows where that's from. Sorry if that's already been posted.

 

[master m99]

"All we want to do is eat your brains. That's not unreasonable... I mean, no one's gonna eat your eyes..."

Jelly beans for the person who knows where that's from. Sorry if that's already been posted.

*edit* no w8 im dumb...i remember seeing a wow vid with this...zombie song? =P

 

[Simon Hadow]

"Jimmy, if you're reading this... I shot your mom, sorry dude, she was a zombie... also, I raided your house and stole all your cheetos. And while I was there I had to shoot your sister... not because she was a zombie, because she was always just really damn annoying! P.S. Get doritos, nobody likes cheetos!"

written under it
"That was was you! dude why? I went all that fucking way home to get me some tasty cheese snacks, and what do I find?
My mum is dead, my sis had it coming, but come on man why did you take the Cheetos?!"

Written under that:

Somebody has Cheetos?! We have to go back out there!

under that.

ARE YOU CRAZY! ITS TOO LATE FOR THEM! THEY ARE GONE NOW PULL IT TOGETHER!

under that:

No! NO PUFF LEFT BEHIND! CHARGE!!!

Under that
"Guys, it's cool, I brought them to the extraction point... also, I made out with your sister before I killed her... but not your mom...p.s. I also loaded up the extraction plane with doritos, so we're good there."

 

[scnj]

End of the world,
Dawn of the dead,
Load up your shotguns,
And aim for the head

 

[FattyMcGee]

"there was punch and pie, but i ate it"

 

[Tonimata]

If you are reading this, it means you have closed the safe room door and have activated the self destruct system that will erradicate all the zombies on Earth.
Look at the bright side, humanity might make it through again

 

[Beltom]

"All we want to do is eat your brains. That's not unreasonable... I mean, no one's gonna eat your eyes..."

Jelly beans for the person who knows where that's from. Sorry if that's already been posted.

R.E: Your Brains by Jonathan Coulton.
Mine would be:
"Good thing I'm leaving this safe house before I go nuts. Goodbye sparkly elves."