What would you write on the saferoom wall in L4D?

[The Riff]

I would say "O HAI O HAI! HOW YOU DOIN?"

 

[vanguard_anon]

Q: What does a vegetarian zombie eat?
A: GRRRRRRRAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSS!

 

[gigastrike]

"A cure for the zombie virus can be found in the labortory of aaaaaaaaarrghh..."

 

[Captain Pancake]

"A cure for the zombie virus can be found in the labortory of aaaaaaaaarrghh..."

Beat me to it... well, i'll do this.

"well, it looks bad, but it's better than higher maths!"

 

[xXGeckoXx]

Not in anger not in wrath,
The reaper came today,
The reaper walked,
this gray path,
And took the cube away.

 

[Strong Intelligent]

Y'know how Boomers are made? Well, just remember "Brains are quite rich in cholestorel!""

 

[xChevelle24]

"By the time you're done reading this, you'll all be de-"

 

[xXGeckoXx]

"Ezekiel 25:17. The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you."

"OMG some pills" P1
"Mmmm That's some gourmet shit jimmy!" p2

 

[Heegu]

"Good thing I'm leaving this safe house before I go nuts. Goodbye sparkly elves."

Goodbye!

Mine would probably just be about missing the internet.. Yes I'm unoriginal.

 

[Sewer Rat]

These medkits are mine, do not touch them or I will hunt you down and slaughter you like a pig.

 

[Biek]

the cake is a lie
the cake is a lie
the cake is a lie
the cake is a lie
the cake is a lie

Probably that. Or some eight-year-old comment like "fart".

"Assbeetles"

 

[wgreer25]

"I must not fear, fear is the mind killer."

Nice Dune Reference:

Mine would be...

"The zombies want brains... I think you're safe"

 

[jonnopon3000]

"Would you kindly walk outside and wait for the zombie horde to find this safehouse?"

Cookie for anyone who guesses what game the "would you kindly" phrase is from.

Bioshock!

well done! click the link to recieve your prize!

http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/strollerderby/2009/06/chocolate_chip_cookie.jpg

 

[Havok-Man]

either PILLS HERE! or grab every thing you can!

 

[jonnopon3000]

"Welcome to the Aperture Science Safe Room. In dangerous testing environments, the Enrichment Center promises to always provide useful advice. For instance, the zombies outside will kill you. Try to avoid them."

I LOLed big time

 

[MiekJoens]

Something along the lines of:
"It's not necrophilia if you're dead too, you know."
"4 / / Itchy. Tasty."

Or maybe the lyrics to Monster Mash.

 

[Geo Da Sponge]

It's the final countdown!
De-de-der-der, ded-did-ded-der, de-de-der-der, ded-did-ded-der.




What Joobnook would say:
"I blame Halo for this."

 

[jonnopon3000]

"Here may be found the last words of Joseph of Aramathia. He who is valiant and pure of spirit may find the holy pills in the Castle of Aaauuuggghhh... ?

Haha monty python the holy grail quote ftw

 

[A Raging Emo]

I would probably write: "I think I know why the zombies want your brains. They only like things that have never been used."