What would you write on the saferoom wall in L4D?

[gellert1984]

Where are all the sex worker zombies?

Witches give the best handjobs

 

[Flarvii]

"I wrote on the wall, take THAT society" (yes, I watch family guy WAYYY too much)

either that or

"Who ever you are, if you are asked to go to Beijing... IT'S A FUCKING BAD IDEA!"

 

[ExplosionProofTaco]

'I was Phone'

 

[lousyshot55]

Tell my son that he's not mine.

 

[The Great JT]

"Never underestimate the persistence of zombies."

"The zombies have broken in here before. You were warned."

"What you fight is not human. It feels no love, pity, pain or remorse. Their only salvation is to be killed. Be their liberator."

"Kilroy Was Here."

 

[Diablini]

"Why are you reading this?"

 

[hiognjajt231]

"I told you all this would happen, you all owe me one."

 

[Jark]

"How the hell did I get in here?"

 

[hiognjajt231]

"If you're reading this... you're screwed."

 

[similar.squirrel]

Stay in here, you idiots.

 

[Kinguendo]

"Okay, I have found out the formula for the cure and I am going to write it down here... Oh, wait. Someone is knoecking at the door, let me just see who that is..."

 

[Evilbunny]

Im going to get flamed or banned for this but o wellz

"i miss /b/"

I would totally write that.

 

[dalek sec]

"I think we need Micheal Westen for this mess."

 

[soren7550]

I need my boomstick.

 

[Aethren]

"For a good time, call 867-5309"

 

[jobobob]

There's been a case of freindly fire...his throught ran into my knife.

 

[akmarksman]

"VALVe announces Episode 3 was going to be released today"

 

[akmarksman]

"Ubisoft releases patch today for FarCry2" and then a body crumpled underneath clutching a pistol..obviously just committed suicide..

 

[Metalchair]

"Dead end, haha get it?"
"People these days"
"Im upstairs, do not disturb"
"I see you XD"