What would you write on the saferoom wall in L4D?
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"Hey, how is it that a simple wooden door can hold back a ta-"
Sentence never finished. Also, there's a big hole in the wall.
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Better yet, let's have a little fun...
"Unit 5, if you read this, where the hell are we? I think we got a bit lost."
"Unit 4, this is Unit 5. I think we're in the wrong fucking game here. Anybody seen the Vertibird?"
"This is Unit 6. What's the best we to handle about 7 Incredible Hulks at once?"
"Unit 6, if that was your stampede that nearly ran me over, I'm so kicking your ass."
"Nobody enter the building at coordinates 52, 18. Uhhh...some of those fat ones exploded and the places ummm...flooded. Sorry."
"Oh, for the love of- Will you guys stay in one place? And turn on your radios, idiots! God, sometimes I wonder if this shadow government gig is even worth it."
"Hey, the Vault guy is a zombie! Woohoo!"
Sentence never finished. Also, there's a big hole in the wall.
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Better yet, let's have a little fun...
"Unit 5, if you read this, where the hell are we? I think we got a bit lost."
"Unit 4, this is Unit 5. I think we're in the wrong fucking game here. Anybody seen the Vertibird?"
"This is Unit 6. What's the best we to handle about 7 Incredible Hulks at once?"
"Unit 6, if that was your stampede that nearly ran me over, I'm so kicking your ass."
"Nobody enter the building at coordinates 52, 18. Uhhh...some of those fat ones exploded and the places ummm...flooded. Sorry."
"Oh, for the love of- Will you guys stay in one place? And turn on your radios, idiots! God, sometimes I wonder if this shadow government gig is even worth it."
"Hey, the Vault guy is a zombie! Woohoo!"
"Don't be a pussy, stop reading and go kill some damn zombies"
"STFU NOOBS! I GOT LEVEL 40 ON WaW NAZI ZOMBS!"
"This apocalypse was so much better in the beta ... now they let all the noobs in it's just terrible"
"How come the bastards in the sequel get more awesome weapons and the new Dead Rising 2 dude gets a bike with dual chainsaws...I'm stuck with just an infinite supply of shotguns,hunting rifles and M16's, not cool!"
"STFU NOOBS! I GOT LEVEL 40 ON WaW NAZI ZOMBS!"
"This apocalypse was so much better in the beta ... now they let all the noobs in it's just terrible"
"How come the bastards in the sequel get more awesome weapons and the new Dead Rising 2 dude gets a bike with dual chainsaws...I'm stuck with just an infinite supply of shotguns,hunting rifles and M16's, not cool!"
Sorry, 'nother inspiration here. More Genre crossing.
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"His name was Robert Paulson."
"His name was Robert Paulson."
"His name was Robert Paulson."
"His name was Robert Paulson."
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"Even Sam's directing can't me out of this one. Ah well. Have boomstick, will travel."
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"Bad Wolf"
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"Oh quick get the sword out I want to cut his head off!"
"Oh, cut your own head off!"
"Yes, do us all a favor!"
"What?"
"Yapping on all the time."
"You're lucky, you're not next to him."
"What do you mean?"
"You snore."
"Oh I don't -- anyway, you've got bad breath."
"Well it's only because you don't brush my teeth."
"Oh stop bitching and let's go have tea."
"All right all right all right we'll kill him first and then have tea and biscuits."
"Yes."
"Oh, but not biscuits."
"Alright alright not biscuits, but lets kill him anyway."
"Right!"
"He buggered off."
"So he has, he's scarpered."
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"His name was Robert Paulson."
"His name was Robert Paulson."
"His name was Robert Paulson."
"His name was Robert Paulson."
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"Even Sam's directing can't me out of this one. Ah well. Have boomstick, will travel."
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"Bad Wolf"
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"Oh quick get the sword out I want to cut his head off!"
"Oh, cut your own head off!"
"Yes, do us all a favor!"
"What?"
"Yapping on all the time."
"You're lucky, you're not next to him."
"What do you mean?"
"You snore."
"Oh I don't -- anyway, you've got bad breath."
"Well it's only because you don't brush my teeth."
"Oh stop bitching and let's go have tea."
"All right all right all right we'll kill him first and then have tea and biscuits."
"Yes."
"Oh, but not biscuits."
"Alright alright not biscuits, but lets kill him anyway."
"Right!"
"He buggered off."
"So he has, he's scarpered."
"I'm the president! Everyone above me must be dead by now"
"This is my last will and testament. To Bruno, I give my grandfather clock, which has been in the family since I passed though the last apartment building. To Suzy, I leave grandma's cookies, which are..." *and it goes over EVERY available space in the saferoom.
"This is my last will and testament. To Bruno, I give my grandfather clock, which has been in the family since I passed though the last apartment building. To Suzy, I leave grandma's cookies, which are..." *and it goes over EVERY available space in the saferoom.
"I'm eating your kids" is just "I eat yo babiez" coming from a civilized person.Glefistus said:
Back on topic, the conversation we just had would make some nice wall art.
"If fighting is sure to equal victory then you must fight! Sun Tzu said that!"
"We need Bill Nye!"
"We need Bill Nye!"
