What would your band's name be?
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My band would be called Notorious Lack of Wenches. Our genre would some sort of digital pirate jazz/space funk ferret fusion.
We'd be so uniquely dreadful, we could only describe our style by throwing together seemingly disparate themes and a random animal name.
We'd be so uniquely dreadful, we could only describe our style by throwing together seemingly disparate themes and a random animal name.
Before I name it, I just want to mention that my D&D group does some really weird shit.
"Wyvern Omlette"
Backstory: Last session, we busted into a plane of fire, and starting attacking the innards of a tower that the townsfolk worshiped as a deity. And it was apparently owned by a vampire, who decided to hire us in lieu of killing us. We had a meeting on the roof of the tower to discuss terms of employment, and one of my party members spied a wyvern under the vampires control and decided "I want its egg. Now." She takes it, the wyvern nearly kills her, and when the DM asks her what she wants to do with it, I realize how hungry I am IRL and scream "Wyvern Omlette!"
Like I said, really weird shit.
"Wyvern Omlette"
Backstory: Last session, we busted into a plane of fire, and starting attacking the innards of a tower that the townsfolk worshiped as a deity. And it was apparently owned by a vampire, who decided to hire us in lieu of killing us. We had a meeting on the roof of the tower to discuss terms of employment, and one of my party members spied a wyvern under the vampires control and decided "I want its egg. Now." She takes it, the wyvern nearly kills her, and when the DM asks her what she wants to do with it, I realize how hungry I am IRL and scream "Wyvern Omlette!"
Like I said, really weird shit.
"Four udders could kick Benjamin Eldaar raw right in Eldaars stomach."
Though if it was a heavy metal band I would name it "Twillight Sparkle official fanclub" however, I wouldn't reveal the full name (it would be known as TSOF) until we were famous.
Though if it was a heavy metal band I would name it "Twillight Sparkle official fanclub" however, I wouldn't reveal the full name (it would be known as TSOF) until we were famous.
Before I tell you my answer I'm going to have to give you a back story to it. Y'see I was playing D&D for about the second or third time (haven't played since for various unrelated reasons) and one of my boots was stolen... A boot full of gunpowder, no less. Anyway, I was walking around and got a splinter in my foot. I decide I have to remove it so it stopped annoying me. I roll and fail horribly, taking a chunk of my foot with the splinter. I asked the DM, "Why the fuck was I using a knife?!" His answer?
Because You Rolled A Two.
Because You Rolled A Two.
I don't have a band, but I do have an artist name for the music I produce.
It's LifeWorks.
The only songs I have up on youtube are old :/ It's more of a silent passion anyway.
It's LifeWorks.
The only songs I have up on youtube are old :/ It's more of a silent passion anyway.
Gutter Child and the (insert plural noun here, which changes constantly.)
Or, Uni-Squid and the Bloody Harlots
Or, Uni-Squid and the Bloody Harlots
The same name we called our dodgeball team in a dodgeball tournament: Lobsters with Knives.
Also, 4chan says "Tankrape and the Whorepunchers".
Also, 4chan says "Tankrape and the Whorepunchers".
My last band was called Grind, but that was years ago.
If I form a band now, we would be the Heroes of Isengard.
our first album:
Greatest Hits
Second Album
Vol 2
If I form a band now, we would be the Heroes of Isengard.
our first album:
Greatest Hits
Second Album
Vol 2
