What would your dream weapon be?

[NEVRINx54]

Portal gun with heartbeat sensor.

 

[CowboyfromHell666]

a gun that shoots shurikins and lightning with tits and is on fire.

 

[run_forrest_run]

a gun that shoots shurikins and lightning with tits and is on fire.

he he he.....nice....after all thats the only way to make it more awesome.

 

[MiracleOfSound]

A time-stopping device.

Dirty tactics.

What's to stop you from freezing wth everyone else? Even if it doesn't freeze you, if you somehow broke it while time was frozen you would be stuck forever.

Thanks, I shall pass these concerns on to the design team.

 

[Simalacrum]

A rapid firing nuke gun.

That didn't harm me.

 

[CowboyfromHell666]

a gun that shoots shurikins and lightning with tits and is on fire.

he he he.....nice....after all thats the only way to make it more awesome.

haha hell yea dude. the fire part might hurt a little, but fuck it has tits on it!

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

A time-stopping device.

Dirty tactics.

What's to stop you from freezing wth everyone else? Even if it doesn't freeze you, if you somehow broke it while time was frozen you would be stuck forever.

Thanks, I shall pass these concerns on to the design team.

Just have them watch a certain Twilight Zone episode.

 

[Mr.Squishy]

Death's Scythe. Ya know, the whole rend your soul dealio. Would be fun times.

But...if you strike something hard with no soul...like robots...would they be affected?

OT: A shapechanging bo staff with fire strike =P

 

[Sexy Street]

A shotgun with the head of paris hilton on it.

 

[Flour]

Death's Scythe. Ya know, the whole rend your soul dealio. Would be fun times.

I wanted to make a

Death

joke(or at least reference) about this, but I still need to read those books which would make what I've typed so far a waste of time and space

On-Topic: I don't need to think of a dream weapon since it already exists in a game. [http://i46.tinypic.com/2rqk6yr.jpg] Nothing will ever be as awesome as this but the Painkiller is a close second, mainly because it's like a chainsaw but better.

 

[blankedboy]

Innovative.

 

[MiracleOfSound]

A time-stopping device.

Dirty tactics.

What's to stop you from freezing wth everyone else? Even if it doesn't freeze you, if you somehow broke it while time was frozen you would be stuck forever.

Thanks, I shall pass these concerns on to the design team.

Just have them watch a certain Twilight Zone episode.

Wierd... that was the only episode I ever saw. I was very little and it always stuck in my mind.

'shut up!' 'start talking!' 'shut up!'

 

[Ganthrinor]

I want shoulder-mounted multiple-launch rocket launchers that fire swords. That are on fire. And explode. Or, barring that, I want and Ion Cannon (from Command and Conquer).

 

[JelloKZ]

Mine would be the Dobie-o-matic, as seen in The Far Side.

 

[ZombieMonkey7]

A gun with an "I win" button that causes all heads to explode

 

[wildcard9]

Not so much weapon as it were weapons...each for the right job:

pistol: colt .45 dual-action revolver. Nothing says badass like a revolver.

rifle: Winchester .30-06 lever-action. Again, badass.

melee: collapsible baton: enhanced and tempered to parry other melee weapons (particularly blades). Hey, if Agent 355 could take someone's eye out, I could do just fine.

Blade/sword: Space Marine chainsword. I'm not one for chainsaws: way too impractical...but damned if a chainsword ain't awesome.

 

[axlr4]

A raving evil chihuahua launcher,a ravind rabit gun with plungers and a r.i.n.o.

 

[Cmwissy]

Canada.

 

[Joey245]

A peanut butter and jelly sandwich. When I eat it, I shoot flames, lightning, AND lasers out of my fingertips.

 

[Dapsen]

small blue awesome looking balls that shoot from my hand and explode in a radius i decide a
in my head (infinite ammo)