what would your last words be before you die?

[TheLastCylon]

"Tell my wife I love her very much..."

and then David Bowie comes running in, screaming


"SHE KNOOOOOOOWWWS!"

 

[Nouw]

Search Bar!

OT: Starship Troopers for life.

 

[hittite]

Failing originality, I quite like this one: I commend my soul to any god that can find it.

Thank you, Moist Von Lipwig.


OT: "Sam Fischer? You idiot, he's a fictional charac-HUURK!"

or

"What do you mean 'demonic kittens'?"

or

"I regret only that I had but one life to waste posting on forums!"

 

[Souplex]

Mine would be...
[HEADING=1]Huggbees![/HEADING]

 

[Rooster893]

I regret that I have but one life to give for my country.

 

[Canid117]

"I'll be back... and then I'll destroy you!"

or something along the lines of...

"God I hate Texas..."

 

[Kron_the_mad wants to be deleted]

probably: Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!

 

[scatmanfan]

"42".

Just, "42".

Cookie for the reference.

DEEP THOUGHT! DOUGLAS ADAMS! HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY! BENJY AND FRANKIE MOUSE!
And lastly...
BAM!

 

[Vimbert]

I'd do an evil laugh, then: "I don't care. It was fun." Cookie for reference, anyone?

 

[RagingMetrosexual]

Despite the obvious safety concerns i'm going to stick this sparkler into my car's fuel tank.

 

[Unstoppable Wall]

Well assuming that I get asked if I have any last words they will have to be "Yes, Just three."
Let's see if anyone gets the reference.

Peace,War,Love,Hate,Chaos and Greed
-Unstoppable Wall

 

[Virus0015]

The cake was not a lie.

 

[Croaker42]

"Tell my wife I love her very much..."

and then David Bowie comes running in, screaming


"SHE KNOOOOOOOWWWS!"

/Win..... I would just like to go over the entire song in a talking way. (They did it in an episode of the venture brothers.)

In all likely hood I die right after I scream "BOOM HEADSHOT!!!" from the top of a church tower. (Just dumb enough to give away my position.)

OR: [/live] untill [/death=TRUE]

 

[hazabaza1]

"Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy. There's nothing under you bed! Here, let me show you."

 

[WickedSkin]

BRB

 

[B4D 9R4MM3R]

"Oh, for fu-"

 

[Kortney]

"Well I'll be damned. This is funny."