what would your last words be before you die?

[kannibus]

"Where the bloody hell is the Quickload?!"

 

[Pimppeter2]

I think I may have respond in this thread ages ago but...


"And with my last breath I curse Zoidberg!"

 

[VinnyKings]

Hey, When I die can you check my pants to see if I shit myself? Thanks

 

[Eggsnham]

My last words would be something that would scare the shit out of my killers like "Hey, let's speed this along, I've got tea with satan (Hopefully not satan) at noon!"

 

[dalek sec]

I'm rick rolling people at my funeral.

 

[L3m0n_L1m3]

"Good thing I have martyrdom on!"

Then I'll be laughing my ass off in the afterlife when my killer gets blown apart by a magical grenade that spawns out of my pants.

 

[gamefreakbsp]

"The treasure is buried..."

HAH!!! Nice.

"That was a hell of a thing."

 

[Grubnar]

"Im taking you all with me!"

 

[Terramax]

Search Bar!

OT: Starship Troopers for life.

or "who wants to life foreveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer?!"

Mine: "I'm coming back to haunt the guy who gets my ride."

 

[Sebenko]

GET OUT OF HERE SOUL!

or maybe "You're all going with me!"

 

[Sir_Tor]

It's alriight! Look I'll even do it myself!

or

You must not fail this time!

 

[MrDarkling]

I'd probably just casually say
"Right then....let's see if I was right....Ironic that if I am, there'd be no chance of me saying TOLD YOU SO"

 

[Caligulove]

"sorry if I seem lost- this is my first time being beheaded"

 

[Marcus Dubious]

A whole night of rampannt kinky sex with Girls Aloud?

Tie me up now and ignore all my screaming.

 

[hudsonzero]

AVENGE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE..........if you have the time

and on my tombstone
help im trapped in a tombstone factory

 

[zohmbee]

"Motherfuc-"

 

[dudeman0001]

OH SHEESH Y'ALL! 'Twas a dream...
To the guy who got that, good job.

 

[Tekyro]

"This is good, isn't it?"

Or

"The name's Pliskin."