what would your last words be before you die?

[EscapistMuppet]

Yell "I never die!!!" and kill the person nearest to me to gain a Second Wind, then regen my shields and own the area. Wait...

 

[Knight of Cydonia]

If I completed my imaginary "things to do before I die" list:"Life well spent"
If I didn't and I spent my entire life playing Xbox & on this website..."MEDIC!"

 

[Tdc2182]

"Lets hope rick doesn't freak out about surprise party like last time"

 

[Knife-28]

Well I hope to die unhooking a bra at the age of 102 so I wouldent be able to say anything intelligible.
Maybe a muffled "Oh yea!".

 

[Soxafloppin]

'The meaning of life is..'

'CALABUNGAAA!'

 

[War Penguin]

I think I forgot to turn off the stove. Damn... *Dies*

 

[curty129]

Oh god, some of these are Hilarious xD

OT: Assuming I die a painful death then probably "GARGHAGHRGHRAGH".

Assuming I drown (If drowning is not painful, that is. I'd probably say it is. All the salt from the sea would make you taste like a big hunk of salted pork. Yes, humans Apparently taste like pork. If you look, they may serve it on the "specials" menu in a chinese restaurant.. or something o.o) then probably "GARHGHARGHAH".

Assuming I am shot then probably "G.."

Assuming I am bitten by a spider then probably "SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"


If I'm going with the odds though. It's likely to be "GARHGARHGRHAH".

Who knows. Maybe I'll never die. That's the solution.. I just won't die. Tough luck God, only people on earth get to appreciate my awesomeness now!

 

[historybuff]

"Oh, it's only a scratch."

 

[Thaius]

"HONOR!!!!!!!!"

I've made that reference like three times on this site, and so far no one recognizes it... sad...

 

[EuanMack]

"This is good isnt it?"

 

[ethaninja]

Damn, those alien bastards are gonna pay for shooting up my ride

Or

Die you son of a *****.

 

[Little Duck]

Bring me a load of hookers, a donkey and a camel and fill the room with confetti.
I want it to look like I partied too hard.

 

[GrinningManiac]

Remember...The...Search...Bar...
(Done this thread before at some point)

Seriously: "What the hell are you doing here? There's a thousand places in the world you haven't seen yet that need to be seen, an a thousand events you need to witness or participate in that will be remembered in history! GO DO SOMETHING, don't watch an old man die!"

 

[curty129]

"HONOR!!!!!!!!"

I've made that reference like three times on this site, and so far no one recognizes it... sad...

It is so vague D: It is so silly. How could anyon..

BLAHDEGAHBLAH! (Please pretend I got the reference so the joke doesn't look stupid ;_

 

[Hoppetussa]

"When I come back as a zombie, I'll eat you first."

 

[GHMonkey]

"yeah, i can handle him"

ayy, yo wheres the pin to this grenade?

all right god. here i come. time to join the most badass army of angels ever.

 

[ninja steve]

your adopted and you are to and your an accident

 

[MetaKnight19]

You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off...

 

[seious]

something really criptic or smart or
if the docter says how much time does he have left i would like to say OVER 9000!

 

[ThatZombieGuy]

"EPIC LIFE FAIL" or maybe "Wanna see a magic trick?" or just yell "Damnit! I've been pwned!". Or just swear. It's all good.