What would Your Last Words Be?

[Downside]

so far the piano falling on your head concept, respawning, defusing a bomb and "all my money is..." have been used about 10 times each in this thread.

guessing not many people read it through before posting.

 

[Murrah]

I would say

''respawn me damn it so that i can kill you and all your dark minions''

 

[Copter400]

"With my last breath...I CURSE THOMPSON!!!"

"Hey kids, want to see a dead body?"

 

[Monkfish Acc.]

"I think I'd know poison when I taste it."


"But the gorilla/tiger/snake/zombie is my friend!

"Bwahahaha! You can't kill me! I'm invincible!"

"It's not even loaded. Look..."

"I just want you to know... I shagged yer mum..."

And, uh...

"I'm going to haunt you, and there's nothing you can do about it!"

 

[Reaperman Wompa]

Burn The Heretic, Kill The Mutant. In The Name of The Emperor!!! Fight For Your World, Fight For Your Families And Fight For The Emperor, May He Remain Forever Immortal Upon The Golden Throne!!! Best last words ever, specially if heroic while killing/becoming a noted martyr.


Don't be jealous, you know it would rule.

 

[Landslide]

"BRB."

 

[Fraught]

"I'll eat shit, and let me die"

Or

"I told you you'd need purified draenic water to heal me, and not go OoM, I'm quitting, see ya guys"
Hope you guys got the reference.

"Continue?
10...
9...
8...
7...
6...
etc," until 0, and then I'd die.

 

[I'mANinja]

Hold my beer and watch this.or self destruct in 10 9 6 7 6 5 4321.

 

[crepesack]

Well, isnt [sarcasm]this a coincidence [/sarcam]
Or to my friends HA! i finished first bitches and dont let my body get to no necrophiles.

 

[Murrah]

I would say

"noone touch my benevolent laptop or else I swear to God, i'll hunt you down t'ill the day i die..!!"

 

[Lord_Ascendant]

The rest is silence.......


Fear me, mortal. I am the knife to your heart!

You foolish mortal, you are holding my blade backwards. Get off me!" *Spine snaps*


I am Sith!


How come my force lightening isn't working? *look at hands* *electrocutes himself with force lightning*


"I LAY A CURSE OF DARKNESS UPON THEE, JACK THOMPSON. I hey whered you get that AK47 from? *blam* oh craptoast........" *dies*

"You would say that FLARGON KING OF THE LIZARD PEOPLE!"

 

[ThePlasmatizer]

I would say:

"I hid all my wealth and money at..."

Lol it would drive them crazy trying to find it =3

 

[Murrah]

I would say:

"I hid all my wealth and money at..."

Lol it would drive them crazy trying to find it =3

You should be praised for this post.
the reason im doing this is because i want all your money so that i can an Xbox 360 .
-God damn it, i still Need one!-

 

[aigamer123]

'Spy!!!'

 

[Zer_]

Beneath this mask there is more than flesh. Beneath this mask there is an idea, <insert killer's name here>, and ideas are bulletproof.

 

[Ultrajoe]

Same as Einstein's .

 

[AuntyEthel]

I packed shorts 'cause its hot where I'm going.

 

[cainx10a]

Trying to reach the reset button, but why won't my hand move?

 

[Skarvey]

"Gilmore Girls? Huh, sounds interesting..."

 

[imaroboturarobot]

"HAHA those native's arrows can't even reach over here...... OW SHIT"