What would Your Last Words Be?

[Stevato]

So, what else did you put in that pint?

 

[anmolngm]

I'll be back.

 

[dudehead]

"Behind you..."
"huh wat?" (quickly looks backward) "wat do you... jack"
*me dead with smile on my face.*

 

[Nick2121]

Yes honey, you ARE fat. NOW WOULD YOU STOP ASKING AND LET ME PLAY ZELDA!

 

[Trivun]

"Tell Faith I love her."

(note this isn't a Mirror's Edge reference, but completely different)

Also:

Wow, I didn't know you were such a great cook
AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (trails off)...

 

[Kukakkau]

its not dangerous at all!
oh son of a ...
trust me ill be fine
that gaps not as big as it seems

 

[Joselyn]

My tombstone would read...... "I told you I was sick" Or "Back in 5 min"

respawning in 5... 4....

Ha! Funny...back in 5 min xP

 

[Joselyn]

Dang.....dim your brights muthafukaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh......
[cue constant beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeppppppppppppppppp]

 

[The-Big-D]

Slowly dying i want to be able to utter the words.

"Come closer, there is another...sky...walker.....aghhhhh"

Or Jesus Titty Fucking Christ!

 

[Cactuar213]

i just thought of another one! "somebody sent us up the bomb"

 

[Snowalker]

"And I think to myself, What a wonderful world"

 

[Cactuar213]

Got another one: "Dude, what the hell? Don't freakin team-kill!"

 

[Abedeus]

Save my friends! And Zoidberg!


...what, at least 3 people have already cursed our lobster.

 

[phatty500]

although i am leaving the force will be with you. always

 

[The Cheezy One]

gas? well hand me a match and we'll see

 

[shadowstriker86]

"Read my journal"

Every bit of knowledge that ive ever acquired is in my journal and should i pass before i get the chance to tell someone, it'll be recorded

 

[Undercover]

"I would like to have seen... Hannah Montana."
(Cookie if you get the reference)

"Does this look infected?"

"KHAAAAAAAAAN!"

"Who farted?"

"No man, 'best before' dates are just a suggestion."

"Quick! Look behind you!"

"I suppose I could have just one more beer"

"Nah, its just heartburn."

"Pufferfish? Nope, never tried it."

(Walking into any biker bar) "FAGS!"

"Don't worry, I've seen lots of movies and you always cut the RED wi-"

"You gonna eat that?"

"Trust me, this'll work."

"What does 'TNT' stand for?"

"I buried Paul."
(Super obscure, 2 cookie reference)

"Hey Mike! Mike Tyson! YOU'RE A FUCKING PUS-"

"Seriously, what is that smell?"

 

[Kurokami]

I've talked this over with a friend, I'll tell my kin of the funniest joke, passed down for generations and then i will say... "A priest, an Irish man and a rabbi walk into a pub..." and then just trail off.

 

[SamFancyPants252]

Now you'll never know the epic super secret.... *dies*