What would your murderer nickname be?

[narwhalman218]

the lumberjack and i would use a gun that shot tree trunks like in painkiller

 

[hudsonzero]

My name would be 'The Gardener', 'cause I'd always leave a rose at the scene of the crime!

dam ninja

 

[King Crab]

King Crab

I'd make people eat crabs for two years, then dress them up as crabs and put them in a holding pen with other folk that have been eating crabs for two years. then I'd have them eat each other.

 

[Chechosaurus]

The Upside-Down Meat Hook Bastard would be my name and my preferred method of murder would be to marry my victims and live long fruitful lives with them until they die!

 

[B2kCyclops]

Ronald McDonald.
I would kill people by slowly transforming them into huge piles of two-legged fat until they die from organ failure while reaching for the remote...
Oh wait...
Damn this one is already taken...

Well, then:

Name:
"The Accountant"
Modus operandi:
I would stuff people with coins until they die.
And then staple a check with the exact amount to their forehead.
With the notice: "Disbursed in cash"

 

[etherlance]

My name would be 'The Gardener', 'cause I'd always leave a rose at the scene of the crime!

I knew someone woud make an IT Crowd reference.


anyway......
I'd be the King of hearts.

Because I'd either leave a king of hearts card on my victim or I'd remove their hearts.

Better yet I'd remove their hearts and place the card where the heart used to be for the police to find.

 

[skystryke]

Tamiami Butcher and my weapon will be a knife, and I would leave bloodless dismembered corpses in public places.

 

[DeathChairOfHell]

splicer, totally

 

[Duskwaith]

I didnt really have a name until one day, you accidently bite someones ass and then your the butt muncher.

-Frankie Boyle

 

[furry-ryuu-ken]

The Fetish Fiend

Stage the scene to look like the victim was part of some random fetish that led to their demise (choked on a fur ball after some hardcore furry action, so on and so forth).

Funny how it's always the furrys used... *Evil laugh*

OT: The secreted scent, all killed with a chemical in side a gifted frubreez air freshener
Or Sunshine, Leave them wearing sunglasses and a paper sun on them.

Hmmm... The Random Killer! I'd confuse my pray so much that they decide to just run into my knife!
"...and that's why potato burglers will never get their washing machine into first gear, so sayeth the giant key-tar dam destroyer"
"Oh fuck just kill me"

"Then he said to the potato dragon lord "NO, I WILL NEVER KILL AGAIN" then the potato said "just do it, it'll end this sooner" then the resistance burst out of the wall and slew the mighty beast, but all was for naut as the prinsses was in another castle, the end"

 

[Antidrall]

The slayer of furries

 

[Decum]

Mine would be something like "The Artist", art teacher by day, killer by night/early evening.
I'd lure my victims into my office using some excuse like "I want to talk about your/your child's future" and then BAM, thin paintbrush in the eye!

 

[IcyEvils]

The Barber. I'd cut all their hair (all of it) then stick it to their face, teeth and eyes with superglue to it would take ages to identify them!

 

[furry-ryuu-ken]

The Barber. I'd cut all their hair (all of it) then stick it to their face, teeth and eyes with superglue to it would take ages to identify them!

Not quite, friend.

Mr. freeze, do you even need to ask?

 

[Sliverwings]

THe bare assed slasher

 

[Mimssy]

The Fetish Fiend

Stage the scene to look like the victim was part of some random fetish that led to their demise (choked on a fur ball after some hardcore furry action, so on and so forth).

Funny how it's always the furrys used... *Evil laugh*

I couldn't think of a good death for men who like to dress up like babies or pony play.

 

[Harlemura]

Freelance Butler.
Just to give someone an easy opening to a "the butler did it" joke.

Or Freelance Murderer.
Because nearly all trace of my imagination has been drained by games and television.

 

[GonzoGamer]

Stabby McStabstab. Guess my specialty?

You stole my name, I should stab you.

I guess it's just easier to find a new name.
Just taking a wild stab here but what about "Odie" - I would sneak overdoses of psychotropic substances into people's food and drink.

 

[Eggsnham]

I'd be the breakfast murderer. I'd kill people early in the morning using breakfast items to asphyxiate them.