What would your murderer nickname be?

[BabySinclair]

The Ew*k Strangler. Force people into ew*k costumes and strangle them with a garrote

 

[Sarge7777]

Uncle Touchy... Do I really need to say how I would kill them... So remember everybody come on down to Uncle Touchy's Naked Puzzle Basement!

 

[iLikeHippos]

I'unno. That's the detectives job!

Indeed. I'll spend my time doing some killing while HE gets to do the dirty job of defining my crimes with a catchy name.

Ohhh, how I love the justice system.

OT: My weapons of choice... Wait, just ONE weapon? That's just horribly ineffective.
But I'll tell you what my primary weapon would be - Either a shotgun or a sniper rifle, whatever mood would strike me.

 

[Woodsey]

My rapist name? The Hooded Fingerer.

My murder name? The Gardener, "because I'd always leave a rose at the scene of the crime".

 

[DTWolfwood]

Slasher. i'd use a blade. Clean and leaves no evidence.

 

[WilchBorisRyan]

Lord Lovidicus
and i would dress in only pants and a steel knife claiming to be a vampire and white knife in Latin with blood
cookies for reference

Oblivion? Gahdahmmit I KNOW I've heard about Lord Lovidicus SOMEWHERE.

 

[Marmooset]

I haven't thought about it, but leaving an acid-laced (the fun kind) sandvich (Yes, with a "v", take that!) on the crime scene sounds like something hilarious to do.

The Sandvich Killer, maybe? No, that sounds too unimaginative.

Mean Mr. Mustard.

OT: BBK (Bind, Burger King)
I tie them up, then go get some fast food with their petty cash. No one dies, but I eat all the fries.

 

[Eatbrainz]

The Highwayman, because i'd leap from bushes and blast cars with a hoofin' great shotgun.

 

[Jaythulhu]

the Constantinople Can-Opener Maniac.

To borrow a phrase from the younger crowd, pure win.

I'd dip my hat to you if I could remember where the damn thing is.

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OT -

Name: Pauly the Pissed Platypus
Weapon of Choice: Large doses of platypus venom

 

[superstringz]

The Humiliator. I'd be behave so embarassing around my victim in public, that he'd suddenly die from all the blood rushing to his cheeks.

 

[Ortep]

Jock the Rocker.

Scottish guy goes around killing folks with a guitar.

 

[Dfskelleton]

The Telletubby Sniper. I'd walk around in public dressed as a Telletubby, pull out a sniper rifle, and beat someone to death with it.

Pepople will never look at a Telletubby the same...

 

[Theron Julius]

The polite killer. I would leave a bouqet of flowers on every corpse, like I do in Oblivion.

 

[quiet_samurai]

The Pimp Daddy Killer, cause my murder weapon of choice would be a garden hoe.

Get it?

 

[badvibration]

Femme Faux and hair extensions

might I ask what your profile picture is?

 

[Red Hood]

"New Jack" the Ripper. I'd only kill in the streets, have medical knowledge of where to land the striking blow, and all my vitcims would have low self esteem and would never put up a struggle. Plus, I'd never get caught so it?s perfect.

 

[nomadic_chad]

"The Fry Daddy"

I would boil people in oil.

Or maybe "The Klondike Killer." In that I would leave a crudely scrawled note at the scene that would read "I would do this (with arrow pointing towards dead body) for a Klondike bar." Also, I'd leave the Klondike bar wrapper...it would be weird if I didn't.

 

[Nueemann]

Chuck Norris.

People wouldn't fuck with me with a name like that.

So what, you carve Texas into their skin somewhere?

OT: Steel Talon, have a glove with a single steel finger sharpened to the point it would cut someone's throat out.

Cookie for whoever gets that refrence. (I am not that creative.)