I kid, I kid.
Damn the Billy Mays looking mask wearing ninja.AkJay said:The Hash-Slinging Slasher.
A spatula for a hand.
The Penny Killer. I tie them up and drop pennies down their throat until they choke to death. So I guess my weapon is pennies. Lots and lots of pennies. Oh and as some sick joke, I'd always leave a penny with the name of my next victim carved into it on their chest.