What's the Deadliest Thing Currently Within Your Reach?

[Exia91]

Strangle my attackers with the cord of my headset? Or a pencil.. ye, deadly.

 

[Captain Booyah]

My 1408-page, hardback copy of Sherlock Holmes. Epic levels of brain damage would be imminent.

 

[Nazz3]

A coca cola glass.

 

[k-ossuburb]

Oh man, any number of things right now.

Various tools (screwdrivers, handy tool, wrenches, soldering iron, glue gun, etc.)
3 Katana.
3 Bokken.
3 Wakizashi.
3 Tanto.
1 Longsword.
1 Short Sword.
1 Red Queen replica from DMC4.
3 Nunchaku.

Hell of a lot of crap lying around in my workshop/office/man cave.

 

[interspark]

bill gates perhaps?

Doesn't own the web xD

i know but the question was "who is authorised to give someone the web if not DC Josh?" i think Bill Gates is more suitable

 

[geekRAGE]

Ummm a magazine and a toilet paper roll.

 

[Feylynn]

A couple of forks... a dinner plate...2x4 plank of wood... a VCR?

 

[NezumiiroKitsune]

A syringe full of nitroglycerin that can transform into a death ray firing chain sword tipped with peanuts (in case they're allergic). Where did I lose you?

 

[YourAverageParasite]

My girlfriend?

 

[AMCization]

A packer blademaster (A box opener

Or maybe this glass.

 

[Sir Prize]

A little angel staute, my laptop and a scarf.
The first two could be thrown at someone and the last could be used to strangle the person.

 

[phantom5582]

Wow. In two days there as been well over 810 posts to this thread and it shows how over/under armed we are at times. I think you win a Internet cookie platter interspark.

 

[LeonReichs]

Two Steak Knives

 

[BladeTy]

a vacuum

 

[blue heartless]

Everything around me now is a weapon. Even the weapons.

Specifically speaking, the fork I am using to eat my dinner as I type.

 

[David Bray]

Katana
Tai Chi
Bokken
Me

Pretty well secured here for the normal assailant.

 

[Great North]

I got a pair of scissors. But my importantly I've got my roommate. Guy's a ninja.

 

[General Ken8]

Well, there's a picture frame on the wall next to me. The edges on it are pretty sharp, and it's a few feet tall, so I suppose I'd use that.
Other than that I'm screwed though, I have a bunch of random papers, a calculator, a very small paperweight, and a plastic ruler.

 

[Wintermute_]

Books? I could try to paper cut my attacker into submission. Drive him mad with the alarm clock noise? wow... I'd be so screwed right now

 

[FFHAuthor]

SIG P226