What's The Worst Game Universe To Be Stuck In?

Cargando

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Julianking93 said:
Cargando said:
Bioshock. I mean

a) Everyone is trying to kill you.
b) They have spliced themselves to superhumanity.
c) Could you fight a Big Daddy? Exactly.
You still have the VitaChambers so you'd come back 5 feet away from where you died.
Yeah, but I don't think they work for everyone, I mean, the other splicers never came back did they?
 

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Britisheagle said:
And Eternal Darkness, my mind would be fucked after about 30 seconds
being in eternal darkness would have me sat in a room with my back to the door watching every second go by as i would be too scared to do anything else.
 

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Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde. You die in that game right away, no matter what. Not to mention it's the worst game ever made. So yeah, that one.
 

Julianking93

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Cargando said:
Julianking93 said:
Cargando said:
Bioshock. I mean

a) Everyone is trying to kill you.
b) They have spliced themselves to superhumanity.
c) Could you fight a Big Daddy? Exactly.
You still have the VitaChambers so you'd come back 5 feet away from where you died.
Yeah, but I don't think they work for everyone, I mean, the other splicers never came back did they?
No. That was the problem I had with it. They never explained the full usage or reasoning behind the vitachambers
 

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reiem531 said:
Pokemon. Just walking through some grass and you get your ass kicked by rats, birds, fish, and giant snakes made of rocks.
LOL and this.
 

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Warhammer 40.000.

You will die within those 24 hours, and when you do, your soul is the plaything of malevolence incarnate.
 

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Simalacrum said:
Furburt said:
Timeplitters. I couldn't take all the zaniness!
Are you kidding??? That would be, like, the best place to be stuck in for 24 hours!
He has you there.

PAC MAN. GOD THAT WOULD BE HORRIFIC.

Me: I can't hear them...I can't see them...OH GOD NOO!
 

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Playstation Home. Nnngh.

That or the Little Big Planet universe. I'd probably end up slaughtering everything out of madness caused by bright colors and boredom.
 

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Squid94 said:
Capital Wasteland. In reality, i'd have no idea how to survive...

Plus there'd be the imminent threat of hostile raiders and looters, and deranged mutated creatures.
Seconded.
 

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A GTA/Saints Row type of world, because I'd be one of those random people who gets blasted down with a car for no reason and then set on fire, while I'm just minding my own business. =P

Seriously, though, probably any of the Iron Realms universes. Literally everything there is trying to kill you. Text based MUDs are fucking hardcore. OO You can die from horrible poisons if the wrong animal attacks you, or be choked from long distance by Kai-users, or be swarmed by groups of aggro monsters, or possibly even be captured and raped by particularly evil roleplayers. Since it's only limited by the human imagination, things can go batshit bonkers in there. And, since I don't have access to zMud if I'm stuck in the universe, my reflexes would suck horribly. =S
 

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Julianking93 said:
Cargando said:
Julianking93 said:
Cargando said:
Bioshock. I mean

a) Everyone is trying to kill you.
b) They have spliced themselves to superhumanity.
c) Could you fight a Big Daddy? Exactly.
You still have the VitaChambers so you'd come back 5 feet away from where you died.
Yeah, but I don't think they work for everyone, I mean, the other splicers never came back did they?
No. That was the problem I had with it. They never explained the full usage or reasoning behind the vitachambers
Mmm, yeah, so results could range from... pretty much immortality to... DEATH.
 

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Oh come on. Asteroids takes the cake.

First off, you're in a small black and white 2d world. Imagine breathing in a 2d world, not gonna happen, no sir.

Secondly, you do get a space ship, but it's a tiny space ship, but it's not a sweet space ship like an X-wing or even a Winnebago with wings. It's just a tiny little triangle shaped ship with a single weapon.

Thirdly, all there is is gigantic asteroids that keep flying around and around and around with their only intent in smashing your ship. Not like your ship can take one teensy tiny collision, NO, you get hit you one dead MOFO.

Fourthly, when you manage to blow up a gigantic asteroid, does it go away? F@#% NO IT SPLITS INTO FASTER ASTEROIDS WTFFFFFFFFF?!!?!?!?

And if you do manage to clear them all away, are you home free? HELL NO you're doomed to be trapped into another small are with even more and faster asteroids! It's just one massive deathtrap with no way out.

Either that, or Pac-man, cuz you're popping pills and running from ghosts in a small maze listening to repetitive music, and come on, this is the new millennium people, not the '60s.
 

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L4d... Britain is screwed if we have a zombie apocolypse, as every other person here doesn't own a gun :/
 

Cherry Cola

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Star Wars. I'd be all exited at first, but then George Lucas would call and tell me that I didn't have enough midi-chlorians to use the force. Stupid asshole Lucas...