What's The Worst Game Universe To Be Stuck In?

[Rath709]

In the grim darkness of the far future, there is only war.

 

[rhyno435]

The F.E.A.R. universe.

That, or Fatal Frame...

*under a table sucking his thumb* "Don't let them near me!"

 

[normalguycap]

depending on how ya look at it, the Megaman X universe could be awful. You are in a near constant state of war for like centuries and if you're a human you can't really fight back or help out. Then you get a space colony dropped on you and forced underground.

 

[Yegargeburble]

Resident Evil's universe. No matter what, everything will go to hell in a flashy, zombie filled way. No thanks.

 

[TygereyeXII]

GTA wouldn't be that bad. Ambulances/Paramedics always bring you back.

I'd say Zelda. The cuccoos would get me.

 

[Aurora219]

Warhammer 40k. No good guys.

Agreed. So many die...

 

[Singularly Datarific]

Oh come on. Asteroids takes the cake.

First off, you're in a small black and white 2d world. Imagine breathing in a 2d world, not gonna happen, no sir.

Secondly, you do get a space ship, but it's a tiny space ship, but it's not a sweet space ship like an X-wing or even a Winnebago with wings. It's just a tiny little triangle shaped ship with a single weapon.

Thirdly, all there is is gigantic asteroids that keep flying around and around and around with their only intent in smashing your ship. Not like your ship can take one teensy tiny collision, NO, you get hit you one dead MOFO.

Fourthly, when you manage to blow up a gigantic asteroid, does it go away? F@#% NO IT SPLITS INTO FASTER ASTEROIDS WTFFFFFFFFF?!!?!?!?

And if you do manage to clear them all away, are you home free? HELL NO you're doomed to be trapped into another small are with even more and faster asteroids! It's just one massive deathtrap with no way out.

Either that, or Pac-man, cuz you're popping pills and running from ghosts in a small maze listening to repetitive music, and come on, this is the new millennium people, not the '60s.

The ghosts are figments of his drugged imagination, trying to stop him from taking drugs BY KILLING HIS BRAIN.

 

[amazinglettera]

Katamari Damacy. Seriously, if I get rolled up into 1 more ball, I am gonna be pissed. Though speaking in nothing but record scratches would be awesome...

 

[HeySeansOnline]

Huh, well half life I wouldn't be freeman and plus theres the tyrannical rule but free beer, silent hills scary but I could just chill in the gas station for 24 hours, though pyramid head would probably just pop in and stab my ass, I'm gonna say crackdown, mutants, gangs and a super powered guy, maybe two who will steal my car, kick me around and use me as a weapon, plus with my karma I would be one of the dope kciked off the agency

 

[Mr. Purple]

Half-minute hero.
...how many times would you have to save the world in 30 seconds before you got fed up with it? lol

 

[OrionKurnous]

I'm gonna have to go with Silent Hill as well. Freudian=Worst

 

[Assassin Xaero]

Barbie _______

How has no one said Dante's inferno yet?

Well, being atheist, it isn't scary... according to his poem, atheist live in purgatory, outside of hell...

 

[mrtenk]

Sim City.

1) No one knows how to play the game. The city will probably suck.

2) Bordeom will insue and the divine presence will bombard the city with all sorts of natural disasters like tornado's and giant robots.

 

[Helimocopter]

Manhattan in prototype, your whole life is waiting for some asshole with superpowers to cut you in half and eat you, not to mention zombies and a secret government military organization that does care who it kills.


one of those Japanese rape simulator games, do I really have to say more?

 

[FoolKiller]

c) Could you fight a Big Daddy? Exactly.

Fuck yea... bring it on.

And I would hate to be trapped in any JRPG from the past decade with some emo punk leading the rebellion. The world would end because I would have smacked him/her upside the head for moping around and not getting on with it.

 

[Some_Jackass]

Saints Row.
I could be run over, shot, beat down by cops Rodney King style, drug overdose, random explosion, get worked into one of the many, many gangs in the area...or worst of all, fall victim to a renegade septic avenger.

 

[Aitruis]

Resident Evil
Problem: I am hungry.

You, sir, win.

 

[Malkavian]

Warhammer 40k. No good guys.

You can easily live a "normal" peaceful life as a citizen of the emperium.

For me, Silent Hill. I'd probably die from fear.

If it's like SH2, it just depends on what it is you see in the city. And if you see things like James, then it depends on whether you can get to grips with it all. It's all in your head.
But yeah, not at all a nice place. And even if it is like in SH2m if it was a hostile place like James', then I'd never make it.

Bioshock. I mean

a) Everyone is trying to kill you.
b) They have spliced themselves to superhumanity.
c) Could you fight a Big Daddy? Exactly.

You still have the VitaChambers so you'd come back 5 feet away from where you died.

Yeah, but I don't think they work for everyone, I mean, the other splicers never came back did they?

No. That was the problem I had with it. They never explained the full usage or reasoning behind the vitachambers

Mmm, yeah, so results could range from... pretty much immortality to... DEATH.

Spoiler

Actually, it is explained. The Vitachambers are coded to Ryans DNA.