What's The Worst Game Universe To Be Stuck In?

Manbro

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Warhammer 40k. I would be shot on sight with aliens and most likely burned/killed as a heretic by the humans. Then it only gets better; I'm pretty much the ***** of whatever evil God who represents what most of my sins were in real life...for the rest of eternity.
 

Projo

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ottenni said:
Warhammer 40k. No good guys.
Unless you're an Ork. When which case, it's the best game to get stuck in.

Alternatively, worshiping Slaanesh would be the greatest thing ever.
 

Pm0n3y

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Either Liberty City or Paradise City. I mean when you break it down...

Liberty City: You have to worry about some random guy either shooting you, running you over, blowing you up, or other. That, and you'll have to worry about biker gangs, drugs wars, and brightly colored nightclubs.

Paradise City: Even if there aren't any real people in the city, if your a pedestrian car, you'll have to worry about tricked out renegade cars (all ranging from simple muscle car, to fuckin F1 racers, and even motorcycles! WTF!) ramming into you at high speeds, crushing you from above, or using you for their own benefit. At least you can get back at them when they crash.

Y'know, it's always the cities that try to be the most realistic that are the most dangerous.
 

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Warhammer 40k (Dawn of War, etc etc) universe would be pretty horrible. You're either stuck in a massive, cruel, barbarous military dictatorship or you're at war with the worst scum of the universe and the Imperial Guard draft you, give you a pop gun ... and tell you you're a part of the first human wave to eliminate a million somethings that looks like it's ripped from Aliens, terminator, or a billion other sci-fi films.

You have one advantage though as an imperial guardsman ... superiority of numbers ... but I doubt that will work in your favour when your commander tells you to charge something that has more teeth then you have hairs on your head.
 

Scorch_Phoenix

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WanderFreak said:
Resident Evil

Problem: I need to go to the bathroom.
Solution: There are no bathrooms here, go away.

Problem: I am hungry.
Solution: I have to find the Rooster Emblem hidden in the evidence locker to turn off the waterfall blocking the hidden doorway that leads to the secret facility containing the Tyrant Type-F that I have to kill with the rocket launcher I found in a Volkswagen Beetle parked outside so that I can pick-up the Pawn Key that unlocks the elevator to Sub Level A where I can find the Fuse that I can use to restore power to the maintenance tram system that will take me to the secondary facility--why the fuck does maintenance get their own tram anyway?--where I need to find the Blue, Yellow, and Red key cards which I'm sure involved those fucking Grey Tablets because why wouldn't it, and doing that of course will unlock the doors that will lead me to the storage facility, where I can get the Dual Golden Lugers that will trip the wall-mounted trap that lets me pass through to the Storage Shed where I can find the pesticide that I can use to kill the vines blocking the bridge across the chasm to Control Room B, where I can use the terminal to move the cameras and locate where the hell they left the Red Chicken Cross which I need obviously to unlock that one door that leads to the room with all those God damn Plaques, I think it's the Green Ivory Rat Plaque I need to unlock--no wait, that's the bathroom, I need the Yellow Tungsten Macaw Plaque to unlock the security blast doors that lead to the boat, where I can start my two hour ride across--GOD DAMN HUNTERS ON THE BOAT!--to the island facility where they keep the Tyrant Type-32Ts which I need to kill a couple of in order to get the Tyrant Blood Sample, which is needed by that one kinda wonky computer system to power up and produce a Tyrant Serum B which for some reason opens a door to the Briefing Room, where I can find God Damn Bats aplenty as well as the Beta Tape D-6 to play in the machine on sub level D of the main island facility after using the God damn heavy Red Valve Handle to lower the ladder that lets me climb to the surface where I can use the Surface Tram to--GOD DAMN LICKERS ON THE TRAM!--go back to the main facility where I can use the Fire Hose to put out a fire that's started in the Conference Room for some reason, which hides a block of C-4 how the fuck, which I can use to blow a hole in the wall to the Computer Terminal room because doors are for pussies, where I can use the Beta Tape to power up the terminal that will let me place an online order to Pizza 73.

Problem: The delivery boy is at the door.
Solution: Solve a random math puzzle to ZOMG STOP THE RUNAWAY TRAIN WHY NOT?!@?!?!
Epic
 

Lazy Kitty

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The Plane of Suck, from Looking for group.

Oh, wait, game universe...

Overlord, if you're not the Overlord. Especially if the Overlord is being controlled by someone like me.
 

traceur_

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Prototype NY.

First off, there's a freaking zombie outbreak with huge pink-dog-bear-things charging everyone, and bloody blackwatch shooting rockets at anyone who sneezes.

To top it off, in the only safe places, there's a shape-shifting psychopath flying around, eating people.

Also the Capital Wasteland, I'd die in a day.
 

RanD00M

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The Suffering.Not only are you going to be horribly mutilated but.Your also going to have to mutilate allot of people.
 

Rob Sharona

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I would imagine it would be pretty hard to relax if you were living in the Katamari Damacy world. Terrifying!!