Whats the worst line/hammiest delivery youve encountered in a game?

[MiserableOldGit]

For me its got to be "I live on, THROUGH THIS ARM!" In metal Gear Solid 2. A piss weak plot device laid horribly bare by a piss weak line. Vincent Price couldnt have done it better.

 

[chiggerwood]

"I've sent my right hand to get you!"
"Your right hand comes off?"-RE4

I don't know if they meant it to be, but that is the hammiest\funniest line in gaming history.

 

[Kilaknux]

"To war"
Piss-poor line, piss-poor delivery, coming from a character who defintiely shouldn't have been given that line.

 

[Aytasammich(theoriginal)]

"A bomb!"-JCDenton.
Come on, you guys, that should have been first.

 

[Good morning blues]

The one that sticks out in my mind right now is everything 47 says in the original Hitman game.

 

[HardRockSamurai]

Ok, Brutal Legend is filled to the brim with great lines, but...oh hang on...

Spoiler

When Jack Blac...I mean...Eddie Riggs yells "Decapitaaaaaatiooooon!" after slaying Lord Doviculus, a little part of me died inside...

 

[Lieju]

Pretty much every line in the original Resident evil game. You can tell the "actors"(I'm using the term loosely there) were reading straight from the paper.

"There are still many rooms in this mansion. That we can't get into. Because they are all locked up"

 

[Dr.Susse]

The forced laughter in FFX. They did it so well It was bad

 

[Phoenix1213]

"A bomb!"-JCDenton.
Come on, you guys, that should have been first.

THIS.

Also, almost all the voice acting in any recent Bethesda game.

 

[Yudas]

Raiden: It was never going to work out for me. It even rained the day I was born.
Solid Snake: You've got it all wrong. You were the lightning in that rain. You can still shine through the darkness.

Vamp: how about it undying man? care to die too?
Raiden: I'm sorry but I can't die yet

Meryl Silverburgh: [to Johnny, during firefight] And I want a real wedding! With flowers... and a cake! It was my dream ever since I was a girl.

And a cake!!

Or actually just copy paste 3/4 of the dialogue from MGS4

 

[MiserableOldGit]

Pretty much every line in the original Resident evil game. You can tell the "actors"(I'm using the term loosely there) were reading straight from the paper.

"There are still many rooms in this mansion. That we can't get into. Because they are all locked up"

Yeah, and that strange hand wave they did where gesticulations were meant to go. Genius.

 

[JesterRaiin]

"I fear no evil, for i am the death incarnate"
It's from one of DoW games. Man, i hate this line so much.

 

[InsertWittyName]

In brutal legend, the last 30 mins or so of the game, it wasn't really a line as it was just "I MUST KILL TEH AELIENS, NO EDDIE, YOU ARE TEH AELIENS!!!! THEN EDDIE WER ZOMBIE." without the eddie wer zombie and aliens.

 

[StarStruckStrumpets]

In brutal legend, the last 30 mins or so of the game, it wasn't really a line as it was just "I MUST KILL TEH AELIENS, NO EDDIE, YOU ARE TEH AELIENS!!!! THEN EDDIE WER ZOMBIE." without the eddie wer zombie and aliens.

Erm, what?

OT: Devil May Cry anybody? The light scene?

"I should have been the one to fill your dark soul with LIGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHT!"

I actually replayed the game just to watch that cutscene again. Oh how hilarious.

 

[Panser]

Pretty much all of the voice "acting" in Killing Floor. Even something as simple as the patriarchs roaring/growling sounds ridiculous and half-hearted.

 

[TheBarefootBandit]

Raiden: It was never going to work out for me. It even rained the day I was born.
Solid Snake: You've got it all wrong. You were the lightning in that rain. You can still shine through the darkness.

Vamp: how about it undying man? care to die too?
Raiden: I'm sorry but I can't die yet

Meryl Silverburgh: [to Johnny, during firefight] And I want a real wedding! With flowers... and a cake! It was my dream ever since I was a girl.

And a cake!!

Or actually just copy paste 3/4 of the dialogue from MGS4

You gotta love cheesey moments (or not).

 

[InsertWittyName]

In brutal legend, the last 30 mins or so of the game, it wasn't really a line as it was just "I MUST KILL TEH AELIENS, NO EDDIE, YOU ARE TEH AELIENS!!!! THEN EDDIE WER ZOMBIE." without the eddie wer zombie and aliens.

Erm, what?

OT: Devil May Cry anybody? The light scene?

"I should have been the one to fill your dark soul with LIGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHT!"

I actually replayed the game just to watch that cutscene again. Oh how hilarious.

What I meant was the plot twist near the end of the game.

 

[Cherry Cola]

Ok, Brutal Legend is filled to the brim with great lines, but...oh hang on...

Spoiler

When Jack Blac...I mean...Eddie Riggs yells "Decapitaaaaaatiooooon!" after slaying Lord Doviculus, a little part of me died inside...

That was fucking epic

OT: Anything Beat says in Eternal Sonata

 

[Cherry Cola]

In brutal legend, the last 30 mins or so of the game, it wasn't really a line as it was just "I MUST KILL TEH AELIENS, NO EDDIE, YOU ARE TEH AELIENS!!!! THEN EDDIE WER ZOMBIE." without the eddie wer zombie and aliens.

Erm, what?

OT: Devil May Cry anybody? The light scene?

"I should have been the one to fill your dark soul with LIGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHT!"

I actually replayed the game just to watch that cutscene again. Oh how hilarious.

What I meant was the plot twist near the end of the game.

How was that badly delivered?