What's the worst Movie you ever saw?

[Stealthygamer]

Street Fighter with JCV. Why is Blanka skinny? Why do E.Honda, Chun Lee and Balrog work for a news station THEY AREN'T EVEN UNDERCOVER OR ANYTHING!

 

[Varitel]

The Green Mile
*awaits flaming*

Im not even sure what i didn't like about it, it just annoyed me. Couldn't decide whether it wanted to be a fantasy or a drama and it failed on both counts (at least i think so).

No flaming here, it was definitely only appealing to certain tastes. I thought it was pretty damn good.

Honestly, the worst movie I've ever paid to see was probably "Fantastic Four" or maybe that new Indiana Jones movie. In the former, the plot curve was pretty much like tanh(x) where 0 &#8804; x < 5. i.e. It had a bit of a build, flatlined and dropped off immediately at the end. In the latter, the action was okay, but the story was un-Indiana Jones like and some of the actors were phoning it in.

 

[darkless]

The worst movie I've ever seen is Repo! The Genetic Opera. This film is a badly written, badly shot, badly directed, badly acted musical that was so transparent in its shameless attempt to gain "cult classic" status that it advertised itself as a cult classic before it was released. Nothing about Repo! works. It's absolutely sickening. The worst thing about it, however, was how high on itself it was. One can tell, watching this debauchery, that it genuinely expected to gain a following on par with The Rocky Horror Picture Show. You don't set out to get a following like that. It just happens. Trying to make it happen is about as cheap and tawdry as a marketing ploy can get. Repo! is pure lowest common denominator. The only people who genuinely enjoy it are those who call themselves 'nonconformists' while spending hundreds of dollars of their parents' money at their local Hot Topic.


Two runners-up are Apollo 18 and Underworld: Evolution.

I actually rather liked that movie especially the part where Paris hiltons face fell off, Alexa vega being in it was a big surprise, waseven more surprised that she can sing, was abig fan of the grave robber who, incase you didn't know was the writer and director. Anthony stewart head was pretty damn good in it as well, the largo brothers pissed me off however, those characters where incredibly stupid.

And so what if they wanted cult statues? Boo-hoo someone made a movie the way they wanted and for for themselves and not for hollywood, are we supposed to hate this?

 

[darkless]

Wow, three pages and no-one mentioned twilight

thats because you can pretty much garentee the only people who went to see it here where already fans.

 

[Instant K4rma]

The worst movie I have ever seen is a two way tie between Bruno and The Dark Knight. I have seen some really terrible movies in my day (Run ***** Run, Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter, Thankskilling, Captain Kronos Vampire Hunter, Planet of the Apes remake, teeth, kicking and screaming, and more) but those two are by far the worst.

I just about pissed myself watching Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter. That was some horrible shite.

OT: Justin and Kelly. Not sure if that was the exact title, but I remember being forced to watch it with my girlfriend about a year ago. Starring the two finalists from the first season of American Idol. I walked out of my own living room.

 

[Red Rum]

Superhero Movie.

 

[6unn3r]

Kick-Ass, im so glad i didnt pay to see it and got it via torrent...saw it another way.

I sat thought about 30 mins thinking "This is stupid, the kid tries to take on crime by doing...what, dressing up and taking on street thugs?" The acting quality was piss poor and felt like it had been writen by a pot head, Cage was just plain weird and not at any level his best (see Con-air, the Rock). I turned it off after 45 mins and deleted the file (which was of dvd quality btw) vowing never to watch such drival again.

 

[Fbuh]

I watched this terrible gore-porn movie on Fearnet once. It was called Murder-Set-Pieces (the title is forever burned into my gray matter). The main character was a handsome German serial killer, who liked to seduce women, and then cut them up in his soundproof dungeon in Beverly Hills. But wait, my story gets better....actually, it doesn't It was worse than Hostel. There was no plot and very little point to it at all. The best I could figure out was that he was some sort of pro-Nazi remnant, and was fucked up because he found his dead mother-whore by a train track. I'm glad I did not pay to watch it.

Coming in second would have to be Dragonball: Evolution, though I am assured that Dragon Wars was worse.

 

[Terminate421]

This one, a million times this one. I actually got dummer and my eyes got damaged from this cursed film! (My left eye has a brighter tint than my right eye, hardly noticable but if I concentrate I can damn well notice.)

 

[II Scarecrow II]

Hmmm... Literally the WORST movie I ever made the mistake of watching was Battle of Los Angeles. The moviemakers deliberately fucked with the title, so I thought I was watching Battle: LA, but I was in for a rude shock. Seriously. Check the IMDB. It is THAT bad, I didn't even get past 10 minutes.

Other movies that have appalled and disgusted me for seeing them include Epic Movie and Meet the Spartans. I do disagree with the belief that Sucker Punch and 10,000BC were bad movies, but I saw them with friends, so it was probably much more enjoyable picking it to pieces. Still, I managed to sit through them to the end, and come out without feeling disgusted afterwards

EDIT: Oh, almost forgot. AVATAR: The Last Airbender. I was so disappointed after watching that, I almost cried. Almost.

EDIT2: Oh, just remembered. Starship Troopers 2 and Skyline were almost beyond awful, and it was only through sheer force of will I sat through them.

 

[Dark Knifer]

Wow, three pages and no-one mentioned twilight

thats because you can pretty much garentee the only people who went to see it here where already fans.

I suppose, but I watched it to see if it was as bad as everyone says. I just thought there would have been more like that or just worst movies out there.

 

[Mr.Pandah]

I pull out my trump card! The Cave! What an awful movie that I paid money for...WHAT WAS I THINKING?!

 

[Terminate421]

meet the spartans. somehow they made what could be a very funny parody utter shit.

Omg , you make me remember Vampire Sucks . How can you make a movie about making fun of twilight and fail? HOW?

Btw guys , Resident Evil movies anyone?XD

Actually I thought Vampires suck was pretty funny.

I've always enjoyed the parody movies, though I have yet to see meet the spartans.

I don't know why the parody movies are always picked on, I enjoy them.

 

[gmaverick019_v1legacy]

For me it must be Troll 2 , but I kinda watched it because I heard it was so bad , so it doesn't count .

The one I can remember is Sucker Punch , I hated that movie , it made absolutely no sense to me.I like hard to get movies , but this didn't have a point . A bunch of adolescent girls with samurai swords and guns fighting bad guys , seriously?

troll 2?


that shit was awesome! (in that, it was so horrifically bad, to the point i couldn't stop laughing at all the flaws it had)



probably one of the worst movies (and series) i have watched lately are the "andy sidaris" collection, they are basically "james bond B movie meets softcore pg 13 porn"

it's fucking pathetically awful....some of it is so awful that it's good/hilarious, but most of it is just fucking awful


basically :45 to 1:25 is one of the few hilarious scenes

 

[Atmos Duality]

In no particular order:

-After Last Season
-Barber Shop Blues
-Pulse (2003) (working title "Octane")

Yeah, I don't have Transformers, The Phantom Menace, Battlefield Earth, The Room or any of the usual Internet-perennials on that list for a reason.
These are movies with absolutely NO REDEEMING QUALITIES. They aren't unintentionally funny. They don't even have good production values (After Last Season in particular has such low production values that the only rational explanation is an investment scam. I am dead serious).

These movies are truly painful to watch due to extreme boredom, frustration, or annoyance.

 

[TheBritishAreComing]

The Last Airbender.
That was the equivalent of watching one of my favourite modern T.V. shows get raped to the highest degree.

 

[Death God]

Why all the hate for Sucker Punch? I personally liked it well enough. Was it in my top 10 movies of all time? No. But it was relatively good.
OT: P2. Worse excuse for a horror movie, EVER! No build up, no suspense, and not even a good plot. A woman gets trapped in a parking garage on Christmas with some weird stalker who wants her to be with him. Clique, after clique and just boring. I am a big chicken when it comes to horror movies but this one didn't even make me flinch.

 

[mysecondlife]

I watched 'I know who Killed me' on my friend's xgf's birthday.

Lindsay Lohan was in it so you know it is bad.

I bought ticket for Bourne Ultimatum instead of buying ticket for that atrocity

 

[deserteagleeye]

Farce of the penguins. I knew it would be stupid going in but, god damn it.