What's your Animagus animal?

[Trivun]

I was going to say a wolf because they're cool, but then I decided on a rabbit. Why?


Lots of sex, of course.

Yeah, but it'd be sex with rabbits. Being able to turn into a rabbit isn't magically going to get you lots of sex with hot girls or guys. You need Felix Felicis or Amortentia for that. No, all it'll do is allow you to turn into an animal that has lots of sex, so you'll probably have a lot of horny female bunnies after you. Note I mean bunny rabbits, not Bunny Girls. You need to go to Japan for that.

Well, I have four vaguely disgusting words for you:

'A hole's a hole.'

Eh, that isn't so disgusting to me. I thought the sight of Goatse was actually pretty funny. My favourite scene in Higurashi was when Shion tore off her own fingernails. The 'Halloween candy in the stomach' death in Umineko amused me. And Ia m one of the few people around who advocates consensual incest (though oddly enough, given this particular quote, not beastiality...).

Either way, it takes a lot to disgust me .

 

[SilverUchiha]

t-rex cause they are awesome

I second that.

OT: If not a dinosaur (which is unlikey) I'd have to go with a tiger. Completely impractical, but extremely badass.

 

[Mr.Squishy]

I once heard a joke that went "Yo momma's so fat, her animagus is a cake" or something. That made me lol.
OT: Iunno

 

[Tartarga]

A platypus because... its a platypus. What more of a reason do I need?

 

[Padwolf]

Mine would be a Wolf, a Red Wolf

 

[Captain Pirate]

A Lion. No question.
Or a Lynx.
Preferably a lion though.
Awesome, large, cool mane and hair colour.

 

[beniki]

Dragon.

Let's go burninating the countryside! And the peasants!

 

[tthor]

a Ditto!
http://faqsmedia.ign.com/faqs/image/ani132.gif
then i can turn into something that can turn into anything i see! awesome

i think i win

 

[J.McMillen]

Cat. Short black fur with deep blue eyes.

 

[Magnesium360]

http://images.wikia.com/fallout/images/1/18/FNV_DeatclawAlpha.png
Final answer. No questions.

 

[MasterOfWorlds]

Trogdoor, the Burninator. Why? Because's he's Trogdoor, of course. XD

 

[Magnesium360]

a Ditto!
http://faqsmedia.ign.com/faqs/image/ani132.gif
then i can turn into something that can turn into anything i see! awesome

i think i win

Fine, you win. But th Legendary Deathclaw is very nearly the be all and end all.

 

[Optimystic]

A crow.

Inconspicuous, handy and small.

Seconding Crow. Plus, I can still talk if I need to, which means verbal components, which means magic.

SQWARK! Crucio! SQWARK!

 

[Manicotti]

A brown recluse spider. Silent, deadly, and small enough to get around discreetly but big enough to make people freak out rather than try to squash me.

 

[tthor]

a Ditto!
http://faqsmedia.ign.com/faqs/image/ani132.gif
then i can turn into something that can turn into anything i see! awesome

i think i win

Fine, you win. But th Legendary Deathclaw is very nearly the be all and end all.

deathclaw is definitely a very close second. if someone turned into 1 of those, i'd probably shit myself o_o

 

[Yossarian1507]

Penguin. Yeah, I would sacrifice the ability to fly, to finally learn swimming, without becoming a fish. Plus, penguins are just a lovable bastards, and you know it.

 

[Iron Lightning]

A blue whale, so that I could expand to a few dozen times my size at will.

Think about it, what if bad fellows were pinning me down with gunfire in an average-sized building, bam, blue whale, it'd would kill everyone within the whale-splosion radius.

 

[voetballeeuw]

Osprey. Should be pretty cool.

 

[sarge1942]

a grey wolf, because grey wolves are awesome... also it would look awesome. if not that then a crow or something like that, because it is practical.

 

[Rednog]

A bear, so I could sleep all I want without anyone bothering me, and if someone tried to bother me, I could just maul them.