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So, for some silly unexplainable reason you just got all the lawcreating authoroty in the world.
you can create, delete or alter any law in the entire world. What would your commandments be? and why?

Personally I would like Emperor Sigismund of the Holy Roman Empire make myself above grammar, so that noone could relpy towards my english witch I must admit is very poor at the momment, but I haven't slept for 2 days so I am just a ranting lunitic by now.

Discuss!
 
credop

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You would learn to spell and use grammar correctly.

EDIT: More for your sake than mine.
 
AugustFall

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Thou shalt not be a dick.


If the Pervert's Rule need be applied to find if a fair maiden be "fair game" then said fair maiden is too young.
Steer clear.
 
Snake Plissken

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This pretty much sums it up.

Oh, and "Thou shalt learn to speak correctly".

What ARE your commandments, not Whats (What is) your commandments.
 
Scarim Coral

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Thou shall not comment "First"
Thou shall rise your children to be polite and respectful
Thou shall not be a Troll
 
Mr.Mattress

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1) Thou Shall Not Hate
2) Thou Shall Not Ignore Facts Based on Evidence
3) Thou Shall Not Use an Idea To Ignore or To Hate
4) Thou Shall Act Kind To Others Except To Those Who Doth Not Deserve It
5) Thou Shall Not Claim a Person's Idea "Stupid" Until Proven So
6) An Idea Is Not Proven "Stupid" Simply Because Of Others Re-Interpreting Said Idea
7) Thou Shall Accept Difference
8) Thou Shall Not Hate Difference, but Though Shall Love Difference
9) Thou Shall Not Try to Claim Everything
10) Thou Shall Not Keep another Person as a Slave
11) Thou Shall Not Kill For Any Purpose Other Then War And Defense
12) Thou Shall Not Hurt Innocents For Any Purpose. Period.
13) Thou Shall Not Raise a Child He Can't Keep Or Does Not Want
14) Thou Shall Not Fall Into Corruption
15) Thou Shall Not Cheat On a Lover or a Wife or a Husband
16) Thou Shall Not Condemn Advancement or Technology
17) Thou Shall Fallow Authority
18) Thou Has The Right to Disobey Authority Only Upon It Becoming Orwellian
19) Thou Shall Not Deny a Man Any Right Authority Has Provided
20) Thou Must Help Those Who Are In Need
21) The Highest Form of Authority Is Not Responsible To Help All Individuals, But It Must Help The Majority of Citizens of All Differences
22) Thou Shall Not Deny any Idea Until Proven "Stupid"
23) Thou Shall Not Destroy Property, Private or Public
24) Thou Shall Not Disobey Authority that is Not Orwellian
25) Thou Shall Not Sleep With A Relative
26) Thou Has Thine Right To Sleep With a Person Of the Same Sex
27) Thou Shall Not Covent Anything
28) Thou Shall Not Have More then 1 Wife, Husband, Or Lover
29) Thou Has The Right To Believe in 1 God, Many Gods, No Gods, Or Anything Else as the Cause To Life
30) Thou Shall Not Decry Others for Believing in 1 God, Many Gods, No Gods, Or Anything Else as the Cause To Life
 
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Scarim Coral said:
Thou shall rise your children to be polite and respectful
Thou shall not be a Troll
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You ask far too much of the human race.

OT:

1. Thou shalt use proper grammar in thy language.

2. Thou shalt only disclose thy religion when directly asked.
 
Palademon

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Thou shalt not try to change people just because thou ist a picky, stuck-up, arrogant and ignorant bastard.
 
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Mr.Mattress said:
1) Though Shall Not Hate
2) Though Shall Not Ignore Facts Based on Evidence
3) Though Shall Not Use an Idea To Ignore or To Hate
4) Though Shall Act Kind To Others Except To Those Who Doth Not Deserve It
5) Though Shall Not Claim a Person's Idea "Stupid" Until Proven So
6) An Idea Is Not Proven "Stupid" Simply Because Of Others Re-Interpreting Said Idea
7) Though Shall Accept Difference
8) Though Shall Not Hate Difference, but Though Shall Love Difference
9) Though Shall Not Try to Claim Everything
10) Though Shall Not Keep another Person as a Slave
11) Though Shall Not Kill For Any Purpose Other Then War And Defense
12) Though Shall Not Hurt Innocents For Any Purpose. Period.
13) Though Shall Not Raise a Child He Can't Keep Or Does Not Want
14) Though Shall Not Fall Into Corruption
15) Though Shall Not Cheat On a Lover or a Wife or a Husband
16) Though Shall Not Condemn Advancement or Technology
17) Though Shall Fallow Authority
18) Though Has The Right to Disobey Authority Only Upon It Becoming Orwellian
19) Though Shall Not Deny a Man Any Right Authority Has Provided
20) Though Must Help Those Who Are In Need
21) The Highest Form of Authority Is Not Responsible To Help All Individuals, But It Must Help The Majority of Citizens of All Differences
22) Though Shall Not Deny any Idea Until Proven "Stupid"
23) Though Shall Not Destroy Property, Private or Public
24) Though Shall Not Disobey Authority that is Not Orwellian
25) Though Shall Not Sleep With A Relative
26) Though Has Thine Right To Sleep With a Person Of the Same Sex
27) Though Shall Not Covent Anything
28) Though Shall Not Have More then 1 Wife, Husband, Or Lover
29) Though Has The Right To Believe in 1 God, Many Gods, No Gods, Or Anything Else as the Cause To Life
30) Though Shall Not Decry Others for Believing in 1 God, Many Gods, No Gods, Or Anything Else as the Cause To Life
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Very good, but it's "Thou"
 
Mr.Mattress

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Palademon said:
Mr.Mattress said:
1) Though Shall Not Hate
2) Though Shall Not Ignore Facts Based on Evidence
3) Though Shall Not Use an Idea To Ignore or To Hate
4) Though Shall Act Kind To Others Except To Those Who Doth Not Deserve It
5) Though Shall Not Claim a Person's Idea "Stupid" Until Proven So
6) An Idea Is Not Proven "Stupid" Simply Because Of Others Re-Interpreting Said Idea
7) Though Shall Accept Difference
8) Though Shall Not Hate Difference, but Though Shall Love Difference
9) Though Shall Not Try to Claim Everything
10) Though Shall Not Keep another Person as a Slave
11) Though Shall Not Kill For Any Purpose Other Then War And Defense
12) Though Shall Not Hurt Innocents For Any Purpose. Period.
13) Though Shall Not Raise a Child He Can't Keep Or Does Not Want
14) Though Shall Not Fall Into Corruption
15) Though Shall Not Cheat On a Lover or a Wife or a Husband
16) Though Shall Not Condemn Advancement or Technology
17) Though Shall Fallow Authority
18) Though Has The Right to Disobey Authority Only Upon It Becoming Orwellian
19) Though Shall Not Deny a Man Any Right Authority Has Provided
20) Though Must Help Those Who Are In Need
21) The Highest Form of Authority Is Not Responsible To Help All Individuals, But It Must Help The Majority of Citizens of All Differences
22) Though Shall Not Deny any Idea Until Proven "Stupid"
23) Though Shall Not Destroy Property, Private or Public
24) Though Shall Not Disobey Authority that is Not Orwellian
25) Though Shall Not Sleep With A Relative
26) Though Has Thine Right To Sleep With a Person Of the Same Sex
27) Though Shall Not Covent Anything
28) Though Shall Not Have More then 1 Wife, Husband, Or Lover
29) Though Has The Right To Believe in 1 God, Many Gods, No Gods, Or Anything Else as the Cause To Life
30) Though Shall Not Decry Others for Believing in 1 God, Many Gods, No Gods, Or Anything Else as the Cause To Life
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Very good, but it's "Thou"
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Kay, Fixed.
 
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Renamedsin said:
So, for some silly unexplainable reason you just got all the lawcreating authoroty in the world.
you can create, delete or alter any law in the entire world. What would your commandments be? and why?

Personally I would like Emperor Sigismund of the Holy Roman Empire make myself above grammar, so that noone could relpy towards my english witch I must admit is very poor at the momment, but I haven't slept for 2 days so I am just a ranting lunitic by now.

Discuss!
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Though shalt pick up after your DAMN DOG!
 
Durgiun

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SleepyOtter said:
Durgiun said:
''Thou shalt keep thy religion to thyself.'' - George Carlin
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OH YOU NINJA!! :mad:
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I'm assuming that means I stole your comment. If so, yay, my Ninja cherry has been popped.
God, that sounded gay.
 
Twad

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THou shall weak pink on odd days
Thou shall move backward on Tuesdays
THou shall speak like a pirate every even days
THou shall kick politicians in the face everythime they lie and dont hold their promises
THou shall not use the missionary position
THou shall eat all your food with you non-domiant hand with chinese sticks. Even soup.
Thou shall excercice everyday for at least 1 hour, whenever you are able.
THou shall stay away from rule 34, for what you see cannot be unseen.
Thou shall have a superhero costume on hand at any moment
Thou shall work four days per week maximum
 
Syrus Vikeruce

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Invent a concotion for the public to ingest while they sleep and eventually take my place as ruler of the world.

But until that time comes I'll fantasise from my troll's basement.
 
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