"Love' is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope." - HK-47
Whats your Favorite Quote
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"I didn't invent the rainy day, I just own the best umbrella," - Almost Famous
"According to Hope, Freud died of kitty leukemia. According to me, Freud died of being trapped in a laundry basket for four days without food or water." - Running With Scissors
"According to Hope, Freud died of kitty leukemia. According to me, Freud died of being trapped in a laundry basket for four days without food or water." - Running With Scissors
"GIR... what does the G stand for-Zim
I don't know-GIR"
"I'M MAKING WAFFLES"-GIR
from Invader Zim
I don't know-GIR"
"I'M MAKING WAFFLES"-GIR
from Invader Zim
Lets do the undoable, think the unthinkable, grapple with the ineffable its self and see if we can't eff it after - Douglas Adams (in Dirk Gently's Hollistic Detective Agency)
I believe I can safetly say that no one understands quantum physics - Richard Feynman
Math is simple, it's the thing we can understand. It's cats that are complicated - John Conway
It's never too late to have a happy childhood - Tom Robbins
I believe I can safetly say that no one understands quantum physics - Richard Feynman
Math is simple, it's the thing we can understand. It's cats that are complicated - John Conway
It's never too late to have a happy childhood - Tom Robbins
MMMM I got a lazier Idea.
-Turanga Leela.
Yet another problem in life that can be Solved by Bending.
-Bender
?They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security.?
- Benjamin Franklin
"This would be the best of all possible worlds, if there were no religion in it." -John Adams
-Turanga Leela.
Yet another problem in life that can be Solved by Bending.
-Bender
?They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security.?
- Benjamin Franklin
"This would be the best of all possible worlds, if there were no religion in it." -John Adams
STOP EXPLODING YOU COWARDS!--Zapp brannegan.
Soon, you'll be back for a taste of sweet, sweet candy....
BAM. --Zapp
ATTILA THE HUN: Wait! don't shoot fire stick in space kanoe! cause explosive decompression!
ZAP: Spare me your space-age techno-babble Attila the Hun
Soon, you'll be back for a taste of sweet, sweet candy....
BAM. --Zapp
ATTILA THE HUN: Wait! don't shoot fire stick in space kanoe! cause explosive decompression!
ZAP: Spare me your space-age techno-babble Attila the Hun
"There is a certain quality, to quantity." -I cannot remember if that was Lenin or Stalin
"The Pope?! How man divisions has he got?" -Stalin
"A throne is only a bench covered with velvet." -Napoleon
My absolute favorite:
"Everything is worth what its purchaser will pay for it." -Publilius Syrus
"The Pope?! How man divisions has he got?" -Stalin
"A throne is only a bench covered with velvet." -Napoleon
My absolute favorite:
"Everything is worth what its purchaser will pay for it." -Publilius Syrus
"That's the best design they could come up with? Are you seriously telling me there were choices, and someone said "Ah, there, that's it. That's the shape we're looking for: The last-chicken-in-the-shop look"? Shakespeare had one? Einstein? Perry Como sang `Memories are Made of This' with one of those stashed in his slacks?" - Kryten (Red Dwarf)
"Boss... you were right. It's not about changing the world. It's about doing our best to leave the world... the way it is. It's about respecting the will of others, and believing in your own."
-Big Boss
-Big Boss
Jame "Buffalo Bill" Gumb: It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it is told.
-The Silence of the Lambs
-The Silence of the Lambs
