What's your favorite word that sounds dirty but isn't?

[Revolutionary]

MUCKLUCK

 

[sirdownloadsalot]

Procrastinating.
Don't you hear it? Doesn't it sound like a scientific word for sex?

 

[gamefreakbsp]

Lobster, say it real slow in a near whisper, trust me.

I got nuthin.

 

[Furioso]

Lobster, say it real slow in a near whisper, trust me.

I got nuthin.

Yea me neither

 

[la-le-lu-li-lo]

Bone?
Sack?
Pole?
Jugs?

 

[Caligulove]

Gingivitis

 

[Sonofadiddly]

The Rome: Total War mod: Surrectum

This reminds me of that Futurama where the professor explains that "Uranus" was changed to "Urectum."

My favorite: Titter.

 

[klakkat]

Probably 'Balls' or 'Fuck'. Granted, both are dirty on their own, but when said as an explicative (which I often do) they mean disapproval of the situation, not the sexual connotation.

Also, 'Boned'; said whenever a situation takes a turn for the worst.

 

[SniperWolf427]

I could make an argument for the cocks being roosters, but you can't suck off long hard roosters, so it's a moot point.

Having said that, I have replaced the word "come" with inbound.

It sounds way more awesome anyway.

"Inbound to 7/11, eta to hot dogs: two minutes."

Sounds a hell of a lot better than "Mmm, foot long dogs, man I'm coming so fast I can't wait to put some sauce on those hot rods."

I'd feel incredibly sorry for you if you couldn't talk about hot dogs in 7/11 without the cashier thinking you're filming a porno in the back.

OT: Gag is a dirty and disgusting word. I try to avoid using it at all times.

 

[FalloutJack]

Cockpit.

 

[Dr. UBAR]

Schnitzel, sounds like a German did something dirty to it.

 

[CNKFan]

Mukluk. I got that from the Simpsons.

 

[Chunko]

insurrection

 

[Dusty Donuts]

Throbbing. Sorry, but that ends the thread. Throbbing is the dirtiest of all not dirty words.

 

[Neonic-Ink]

Uvula!!

 

[acklumos]

fingering (in band, to "finger" your instrument is to move the keys or slide the way you would if you were playing a piece of music. however, you don't actually play... okay so it can be dirty but it isn't always)

 

[RedRockRun]

Endoplasmic Reticulum

 

[likalaruku]

Tender.

 

[Z of the Na'vi]

Squirt.