What's your favorite word that sounds dirty but isn't?

[Commodore Hotpants]

Procrastinate always sounded like some sort of complicated sex act to me.

other than that, have to agree with moist and coccyx.

EDIT: and ofc a classic - angina.

 

[Shock and Awe]

coccyx

 

[WhamBamSam]

Proctor.

 

[rhyno435]

moist, I hear that some people have trouble with this word.

Yea, I don't like saying that word. Sounds gross.

These don't really saound dirty, but I don't like the words smattering or balmy.

Aghhh, semi-ninja'd. I was going to say smattering too.

Yea, my math teacher, when he assigns homework, sometimes says, "Just do a smattering of each question."

He also says "betwixt" instead of between, and "Thanks for coming out" when he finishes a math problem.

[sup]He annoys me[/sup]

 

[Marble Dragon]

Come. It's nearly impossible to avoid when you're in band.

"Where do you come in?"
"I come in at 21."

It's really annoying.

 

[Nigh Invulnerable]

Here's a few words that sound pretty silly:
asinine
bulbous
lisencephalic
thespian
vacillate

 

[ejb626]

play, for some reason in Middle School or High School if your not refering to Sports or Video Games it means sex. Now I know its not something you use with friends but if you want to say something like "I played with the dog for a bit" you'll be laughed at however if you say "I played FETCH with the dog for a bit" its completly different I just don't get that.

 

[lacktheknack]

Homo Erectus: The Latin name of one of the uncovered human ancestors.

 

[RatRace123]

Tiddlywink.

 

[lacktheknack]

Titicaca.

It's a Lake in Afrika.

FAIL. It's in Bolivia. And it's spelled "Africa" anyway.

 

[rynocerator]

Defenistrate - to throw an object out a window. It always sounded like some manner of sexual act.

 

[ashplosh]

testify
also dildo a real place in canada that has traditional dildo days i'm not making this up

 

[Samcanuck]

Titicaca.

It's a Lake in Afrika.

FAIL. It's in Bolivia. And it's spelled "Africa" anyway.

You got me there...but on furthur inspection its in Bolivia AND PERU.

FAIL cherry on my Fail cake.

 

[Aabglov]

I'm gonna go with "titillate".

 

[DEFMan316]

Uvula

 

[gamer416]

uvula

 

[Saint Utah]

Exacerbate.

 

[Aesir23]

Lobster, say it real slow in a near whisper, trust me.

If that isn't a double entendre, I don't know what is.

Op: Egotistical.