What's your favourite joke?

[Urgh76]

Q: What kind of bees make milk?
A: Boobies!

I had to

OT: What do you call a black guy flying a plane?

Spoiler

A pilot you racist bastard!

EDIT: Bear and rabbit in woods, they find a lamp, each get three wishes

bear wishes he only male bear in forest. It is done

Rabbit wishes for a motorcycle *poof*

bear wishes he only male bear in the country. It happens

Rabbit gets a helmet.

Bear finally wishes he only male bear in the world!

Spoiler

Rabbit wishes bear was gay

 

[Tiesonthewall]

Why did John bring two pairs of pants to the golf game?

-In case he got a hole in one! =D

I have another... but I am afraid of getting in trouble for it.. It needs actual human interaction and input to finish anyway.

 

[mr perki]

What do spinach and anal sex have in common?


If you were forced to have it as a kid, you'll hate it as an adult.

 

[mr perki]

How do you starve a Mexican?



You hide the food stamps under the soap.

 

[mr perki]

Q: What's al Qaeda's favorite football team?



A: The New York Jets.

 

[Susurrus]

Two parrots on a perch, and one says to the other "Do you smell fish?"

 

[Gincairn]

Okay, so one day these two biscuits are walking down the road, when one biscuit turns to the other and says
"so where do you live?",
to which the other biscuit replies
"I'm not telling you! You'll nick my washing!"

Cracks me up every time.

one of friends found this hilarious, I never found it funny, his answer to that was "Well of course it's funny! Biscuits can't talk."

Still a huge meh from me.

 

[neoontime]

How do you starve a Mexican?



You hide the food stamps under the soap.

Wow that was actually kinda funny
still kinda racy though

 

[Barrett0]

Here's a good one i heard recently

A wife says to her husband, "Go out and buy me something for my birthday that will make me look sexy".

So the husband goes out and returns with 2 bottles of Jim Bean and a Box of beer

 

[Barrett0]

Here's a good one i heard recently

A wife says to her husband, "Go out and buy me something for my birthday that will make me look sexy".

So the husband goes out and returns with 2 bottles of Jim Bean and a Box of beer

 

[TheComedown]

What did the kiwi say to the rabbi?
Hebrew.

Haha the first time i heard this joke i was on a train back from Sydney when a drunk guy walks into our carriage and tells me and my mates his a clown before telling us this joke and falling asleep.

 

[Plazmatic]

two racist jokes, note I am white, but it is still funny to me

What's white and 12 inches?

Spoiler

NOTHING!

what do you call a white woman with a yeast infection?

Spoiler

a cracker with cheese!

 

[Barrett0]

Here's a good one i heard recently

A wife says to her husband, "Go out and buy me something for my birthday that will make me look sexy".

So the husband goes out and returns with 2 bottles of Jim Bean and a Box of beer